45 funny friendship quotes that will make you laugh

Certain friendships are worth it, but ours is worth a whole chicken!

We give a thousand pieces of advice to a friend knowing that she won’t follow any.

Calm down friend! Everything passes. Even if it’s over you, but it passes.

I like the kind of friendship that both leave each other in a vacuum and the friendship remains the same.

Guys, make friends with me. When Christmas comes, I want to have at least 4 houses to go to eat.

Facebook says we’re friends, but I don’t even know who you are.

If your friends haven’t made stickers out of your photos, you’re hanging out with the wrong crowd.

God created the distance because if I lived close to certain friends, I would be arrested.

Sincere friendships are sought with lawyers, because you never know what tomorrow will bring.

Having friends is going out without money and coming back drunk.

Message to my friends: it’s hard to find a beautiful, funny and intelligent friend. So don’t miss me, huh!

Modern friendship for me is two people with the emotional psychology shaken, laughing at their own misfortune.

“I hate so-and-so”. “Me too”… And so began a beautiful friendship.

Friendship Level: Laughing together for reasons only we understand.

We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I’ll pick you up… after you’re done laughing.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I will train you!

Friendship should be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inadequacy and mischief.

Friends give you a shoulder to cry on, but best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person who made you cry.

Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone.

We’ve been friends for so long, I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence.

Best friends know how crazy you are and even choose to be seen with you in public.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat their food.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Thank you for still being my friend, despite the fact that you are completely aware of every terrifying, obscene and explicit detail of my life.

Never let your friends be alone. Disturb them all the time.

True friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then the two of you just take a nap.

We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much.

Best friends don’t care if their house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Every friendship trio has the stranded, the catcher and the cachaceiro. Now it’s time to find out who’s who in this group!

If I send you my ugly selfies, our friendship is real.

I was once an innocent being, then my best friend showed up.

I’ll text you like 50 times in a row and I’m not ashamed. You are my friend, you literally signed up for this.

There’s nothing better than a friend, unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Friendship is finding people who are your kind of crazy.

Friends come and go, like ocean waves, but real ones stay, like an octopus in your face.

True friendship is when you realize you’re not as crazy as you thought.

My friends ask me for advice to make sure they do everything in reverse.

It’s really good to have a beautiful, faithful, affectionate and very kind friend… like me!

Real friendship starts with a common dislike for a specific person.

If I’ve never left you in a vacuum on WhatsApp, it’s because we’re not really friends.

What alcohol has brought together nothing separates and that’s why we’re going to be friends forever.

I like those friendships that send me a “good morning, today we have gossip”.

My friends are the biggest gossips I know and that’s why I love them so much.

Having a friend to share life with is good. Having a friend to gossip about other people’s lives is even better.

In the most difficult time of life, you will always have a friend to look at you and say “Yeah, now it’s chipped!”.