45 funny Friend’s Day phrases to share affection and humor

The best idiocies wouldn’t be the best, if I hadn’t lived them by your side. Happy friend’s Day!

There are 2 types of boring: the boring ones themselves and friends, who are our favorite boring.

Mario Quintana

I’m sure you would never have chosen me as a friend, but I love the stark difference between us that complements us. Sometimes I come out deaf, but that’s okay. Happy friend’s Day!

You annoy me every day of the year, but I love you anyway, proves that we don’t choose who we love!

Oh, dear friend! That on this Friend’s Day God can give you two things that are missing in your life… Judgment and notion. The rest, you have it all, its perfect. I love you!

Dear friend, forgive me for all the drinking I took and I got sick, I made you miss the party taking care of me. I’ll be forever grateful to you, but I’ll keep doing it, you know. Happy friend’s Day!

On this special Friends Day, I want to invite you out to lunch. I eat and you pay, okay?

I was a decent and gentle person, but then I became your friend. Happy Friend’s Day, ogra!

You’re boring, I’m boring… But since negative with negative makes positive, together we’re cool. Happy friend’s Day!

You’re completely out of the box, but I love you, friend!

Happy Friend’s Day to you who call me a friend, but tag me in horrible photos just to humiliate me.

I want to wish a happy Friend’s Day to you, my precious friend, who every three months sends a hello message, and says we need to make a date that never happens. Still, no charge, I love you!

Dude, you’re the worst friend ever, but so am I, so it’s okay, we’re even. Happy friend’s Day!

Friendship Level: Laughing together for reasons only we understand. Happy friend’s Day!

We are that kind of friends that almost never speak, but when we speak it seems that nothing has changed… Even because our life is kind of boring. Happy friend’s Day!

Our friendship is like a truck with no brakes on its way down: it goes over everything. Happy friend’s Day!

More than a friend, you light up my life, as you are the candle of my relationship. I love you! Happy friend’s Day!

Happy Friend’s Day, but please stop wearing my clothes, eating my pantry, stealing my cell phone to take weird pictures, and calling my mom an aunt.

You showed up without warning, broke down the door of my life and forced me to like you… That’s why today I want to wish you happy Friend’s Day!

You’re that kind of friend that when you leave I miss you, but when you come back… I beg you to leave again. I still love you!

Happy day of the person you think a thousand times before fighting because you know all your secrets…

The basic rule of our friendship, you already know: if you fall, I’ll help you up, but only after I stop laughing. Happy friend’s Day!

Thank you for showing me that I’m not alone, having the same mental disorder as me. Happy friend’s Day!

Keep my friendship forever, because finding a friend as wonderful as me is difficult these days. Happy friend’s Day!

When two madmen meet, they recognize each other. I found in you the same madness that inhabited me. Happy friend’s Day!

Today is Friend’s Day and I don’t care what you’re doing, I just want to tell you that I want my very expensive gift!

It’s amazing how we can love someone so much even knowing all their flaws… Happy Friend’s Day!

I love being your friend, but on this Friend’s Day, I just ask you, please stop embarrassing me!

Clowning and laughing with you is always the best medicine for my sad days.

You’re a bad influence on me, yet I love you!

Our friendship is like an elephant’s ass: big and tight. Happy friend’s Day!

We weren’t born brothers only because that would be too unfair to my mother. Happy friend’s Day!

Happy Friend’s Day to the most gossip, curious and maria fifi person who has ever passed through this land. Never stop telling me the ruffles. I love you!

Happy Friend’s Day, to you, my gift from God that came wrong!

God created the distance because if I lived near you, I would be arrested. Happy Friend’s Day, bunch!

Happy brother’s day from another mother who is just as boring and cranky as a brother from the same mother.

Woe to you if you find yourself a new friend. The shame I pass with you has a price and it’s your exclusivity. Happy friend’s Day!

They say having a friend is priceless, but it’s every loss you give me… Happy Friend’s Day!

Friend, before I met you I thought you were boring and unsympathetic, now that I know you I still do. Happy friend’s Day!

Friend, you are like a tampon: you may not prevent a tragedy, but you certainly never let me spill my own blood.

I strive to understand at what moment life thought that the two of us, being friends, would work out super well for human existence. Happy friend’s Day!