40 funny quotes about running to release even more endorphins

The worst thing is finding out that you are running and getting nowhere.

Does running from bed to couch count as running for the day?

It’s all a matter of perspective: the more I run, the more I realize that people walk very slowly.

I’ve never won a race, maybe it’s because I’ve never participated in one.

The only time you’ll see me running at high speed is when you hear my mom yelling “lunch is ready”.

Don’t call me for a run at 5 am or 5 pm. Rephrasing, just don’t ask me to run.

Running is very hot. So I always have a beer after the race to cool off.

There are people who are so willing to run that they can leave the warm bed on a winter day. Motivated people like this: who are they? What do you eat? Where they live?

Today, I ran just like yesterday… I ran from the urge to run.

I’m running non-stop, I just don’t know what.

One day, I will still be a great runner. Until then, I’m just chasing the beer.

I prefer to walk because at least I arrive clean and without sweating.

If you’re seeing the landscapes with definition, it’s because you’re not running, you’re walking slowly.

I’m running from my problems and hoping they’re slower than me.

Today I wanted to run like yesterday. I sat down and she passed.

I’d rather run than have to listen to people complaining about life.

Between running marathons and marathon series, which do you think I chose?

I overcame a sedentary lifestyle by running after the bus that never waits for me.

The problem with running is that you do your commute, and on mine, there’s a bar right in between.

I tried to start running, but decided it was better to save my energy and have a beer.

People say it’s hard to run in the cold, but have you ever tried to run in the heat and come home looking like you’ve been sweating rain?

I run because I like to pass others and laugh at their sluggishness.

There is no more ridiculous run than the one you take when the traffic light is about to open and your backpack is on your back.

We have to applaud and celebrate small efforts. I, for example, feel like a winner when I manage to run at least 1x a week… In some month of the year.

I’m going to run because a defined calf is not conquered alone.

A defined body like mine doesn’t come without effort. I’ve been running for years… from my responsibilities and I’m glad they still haven’t found me.

I never measure my running speed because I don’t want to see my shame of being slower than people older than me.

I walk slowly because if I run, I run the risk of falling.

If I wait for the urge to run, I don’t run, but I happen to be patient. That must be why I haven’t left the place yet, I’m waiting for the will to arrive.

Running? I’m too lazy to even run after someone.

I’ve decided I’m going to become a runner just to have a nice calf.

If I run, is a water truck and a SAMU team included in the package and will they accompany me in this heat?

Caroline Oliveira

I can’t stay without running, otherwise it gives me a crisis of withdrawal and I don’t know what I’m capable of, maybe I’ll never come back.

Running is for crazy people and that must be why I’m included in this sport.

For me, I’m always running because I’m so tired that if I stop, I fall asleep.

I ran a lot these days and beat everyone. I’m even champion in the “run from problems” modality.

The hardest thing about running is getting started, funny that I still don’t get started.

Running, isn’t life enough? In this modality, I am even champion.

Caroline Oliveira

I’ve heard that to start exercising, the strategy is: run as if your life depended on it and you had no other choice. Whether it works, I don’t know.

I became the person I feared the most: a day without running is a day I wasted my existence.