40 funny monday phrases to survive the week – 42 phrases

Monday is so bad that it’s not even the first option of the week.

To enjoy a Monday, just being on vacation!

Worse than a Sunday end is a Monday coming…

New Olympic sport: survive another Monday!

Thanking you for Monday, but hoping that Friday comes quickly!

Monday: day to leave laziness aside, to pretend that we will resume projects and to give up everything at once!

I just don’t believe in a better tomorrow, because tomorrow is Monday!

Relax, today is still Monday… Starting tomorrow, everything gets better!

No words to describe how I feel on Monday…

Monday, world day of: no one deserves it!

Monday with S of… Missing the weekend!

If Monday were a person, it would be that enemy we fear so much!

Plans for this week: Survive Monday!

Monday, when someone says “good morning” to you and you reply: to whom?

Pretending that today is not Monday…

Being alive on Tuesday means you survived Monday.

Second?! But yesterday was Friday!

If Mondays didn’t exist, I would hate Tuesdays.

Some suffer for love, I suffer because it’s Monday.

I bring bad news: tomorrow is Monday!

Run, Monday is coming again!

Friday night, forget about all the problems. Monday, remember all the problems.

Nobody posts “Monday”, right?! Funny…

Monday again?! Now every week is this bullshit?

“Tomorrow is Monday!”. I said little, but I hurt a lot.

Every Monday is the beginning of a new cycle… To get angry!

Wake up early because Monday makes you more willing, willing to go back to bed!

Monday always has a taste of I want more, I want more is that it passes soon!

Sleep early, we don’t sleep, but it’s every regret on Monday!

It’s not laziness, it’s Monday…

God should have rested on Monday…

I am convinced that God gave us Monday to punish us for the things we did over the weekend.

I’m not psychologically prepared for Monday…

I don’t complain about Sunday, because without it we would already be on Monday.

The only good thing about Monday is being the farthest day from next Monday!

Monday should be part of the weekend.

Weather forecast for Monday: bouts of sleep and laziness during the day.

Message for those who say good morning to me on Monday: I’ve already killed for less.

Starting Monday with the force of hate.

There are people who are like Monday: no one can bear it, but they are obliged to bear it.