40 funny good morning quotes to make you smile early in the morning

In the phrase, “I love waking up early”, the subject is either crazy or retired. Good Morning!

Those who get up early are sure to be very sleepy when they face the day. Good Morning!

And to the sadness of the enemies, today I woke up beautiful. Good Morning!

Look if it’s not the love of my life looking at me in the mirror! Good Morning!

Here’s a motivational word to encourage you to work this morning: boletos. Good Morning!

Good morning Brazil! It must be hard to be able to call me anything but ugly!

Is there a bigger lie than “just 5 more minutes”? Good morning Brazil!

Every morning is that: wake up early to be late calmly! Good Morning!

Good Morning! Waking up to the love of my life: me. Not even my account balance will ruin my day today.

With God, I lie down. With God, I get up and ask myself: until when? Good morning only for singles!

Today I woke up so beautiful that when I went to yawn, I meowed.

Today you have two options: be happy or make the money spent on a dentist worth it. Smile! Good Morning!

Good morning to the 10am club! Sorry, today deo didn’t work. God help those who apologize!

Even iFood says good morning, and you don’t.

I woke up, but I don’t recommend it. Good Morning! Today it’s just coffee

Every morning I get up and look at the list of the richest people. If I’m not there, I’m going to work. Good Morning!

Up, yes, never awake! Good Morning!

I love the simple things in life, like being able to sleep as long as I want… Good morning!

Have you ever heard me say “I love waking up early”? Well, if that ever happens, you can lock me up. Good Morning!

I woke up ready for anything, especially going back to sleep.

I think in the past life I was a bed, that alone explains my laziness!

Good morning for those who like coffee because it gives the illusion that you are awake.

Once again getting up with this burden… Of being too beautiful! Today self-esteem is on. Good Morning!

Lord, give me coffee to change the things I can change… And wine to accept the things I can’t. Good Morning!

Good morning to those who woke up early to not fight for equipment at the gym later!

There should be a law forbidding too much good humor in the morning. Good morning no smile!

I could be a day person, but only if the morning started after noon.

Another morning asking: Good morning to who?

Good day to meet goals: starting with getting more sleep. Until after noon, people!

Good morning to those who are still waiting for the soul to return to the body after waking up!

Good morning, today your day will be unforgettable like me!

Good Morning! Today I woke up just like São Pedro, alarm clock rang 3 times and I denied it!

Good Morning! Today’s goal is not to attack anyone until the end of the day!

Good Morning! Since what is beautiful is to show off, so get ready I’m leaving the house.

Good Morning! Today is the day of evil, the day to wake up before the alarm clock to defeat the enemy.

Good morning to those who are waiting for the glory days. Today it’s just the fight to wake up!

And God said, “let there be light”, it just didn’t have to be so soon. Good Morning!

Good morning, coffeelovers! Adult really likes a coffee open. Where can I find one?

Lord, into Your hands, I commit my spirit that has not even returned to the body this morning! Good Morning!

This morning, there are two things I can’t get enough of: bad decisions and that bucket of coffee to wake up to. Good Morning!