40 double meaning phrases to confuse your friends

Do you want a woman who will do everything for you? Stay at your mother’s house.

I told my boss that I want the same autonomy at work that I have at home. Tomorrow my wife starts as our manager.

I like all people, especially when they are away from me.

It must be hard being a swimming teacher. You teach, teach and the student: nothing.

I would even make a joke about politicians, but they would steal the fun.

Ugly people are just like beautiful people, only ugly.

I don’t think, because I already drink beer and I don’t mix.

I envy stupidity, because it is eternal.

Nelson Rodrigues

Do we call it the environment because we’ve already destroyed half of it?

Being human is not easy.