30+ Very Cute (and Sensible) Children’s Phrases That Will Bring a Smile to Your Lips

Those who have children, nephews and grandchildren already know: when you least expect it, children utter brilliant, funny, philosophical and very wise phrases! The Frases de Crianças team knows this very well and, since 2009, collects the most beautiful pearls sent by internet users and shares them on their pages on Facebook and Instagram.

Here in the awesome.club, we were delighted and selected some of the cutest and most hilarious phrases and dialogues sent by the site’s followers. Follow these delicious stories, full of love and childlike wit.

— Alycia, why are you in one corner and Heloísa in another? Why aren’t they playing together?
— Because today Helô is on bad love.🇧🇷

(Alycia, 4 years old and Anna Heloísa, 6) ©Frases de Crianças / Facebook

“Mom, I’m worried.
“What’s wrong, Gabi?”
— I asked Santa for a teddy bear, but I forgot to say that I wanted a teddy bear.

(Gabriela, 3 years old) ©Frases de Crianças / Instagram

After being scolded, my son released this:
— When I grow up, I’m going to have my wife and then she’s going to be the one to boss me around.

(Eduard, 6 years old) ©Frases de Crianças / Facebook

— Mom, can you throw a party for me?
— I do, son, but it will take a while for you to be 6 years old.
“I’m asking for a party, not a birthday. 🇧🇷
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(Samir, 5 years old)⠀©Frases de Crianças / Instagram

I work with technology, lately very focused on 3D printing. My cousin, after receiving a toy that I printed for him, asked me:
— Cousin, if you can create everything why don’t you print many of yourself so I can keep one?
— Paulinho, if they had many of me, I would stop being special.
– Yea. But then you send the copies to work, to the university… and the real one is just for me!

(Paulo, 5 years old)⠀ ©Children’s Phrases / Facebook

We were arranging the best time to take João to the dentist. Trying to reconcile our schedules, we were undecided whether it would be better at five or six thirty, while he, super attentive, said:
“Mommy, I have a perfect schedule. How about never and a half?

(João Felipe, 6 years old)⠀ ©Frases de Crianças / Facebook

— Mamis, when you finish working, after the sun has “rotted”, can you go to the living room with me?⠀

(Mariana, 6 years old)⠀ ©Children’s Phrases / Facebook

— Mom, you could learn to cook like dad. He knows how to make delicious food.
Noticing my frustration, she said:
“It’s okay, Mom. I don’t know either.

(Maria Alice, 3 years old)⠀ ©Children’s Phrases / Facebook

I was getting ready to go out with my husband and Maria Luísa appeared:
“How beautiful, Mommy. Where are you going?
— I’m going out, daughter, but it’s an adult outing.
Then she turns to her father and says:
— Dad, Mom is going on a grown-up walk. And where are we going?

(Maria Luísa, 2 years old) ©Frases de Crianças / Instagram

— Mom, who put Tobias in your belly?
Frightened by the direction and timing of the conversation, I replied:⠀
— It was your father, Maya.
She let out a laugh and added:⠀
“Oh, Mom, you’re so funny!” I know it was God.
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(Maya, 4 years old)⠀©Frases de Crianças / Instagram

“Mama, come see how feverish I am.”
I placed my hand on her forehead and said:
— It’s not, son, it’s just an impression.
— Then take her out.

(Theo, 3 years old)⠀ ©Children’s Phrases / Facebook

Doing homework with Gabriel, I asked:
— Marcia had five cookies for lunch. She gave two to Carlos and then found one more in her lunch box. Will Marcia now have?
– Friends!

(Gabriel, 6 years old) ©Frases de Crianças / Facebook

Theo returned home upset after a friend hit him while they were playing:
“But what were you kidding?”
“She was the doctor…
— But a doctor can’t hit a patient!
“I wasn’t the patient, I was the virus.

(Theo, 4 years old) ©Frases de Crianças / Facebook

— Alice, do you like strawberries?
— No, grandma.
— But I remember you ate strawberries.
— Grandma, people change.
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(Alice, 5 years old)⠀©Frases de Crianças / Instagram

I was with my nephew watching a zombie movie where the main character had to be confined to his apartment to avoid getting caught. Miguel said:
— Uncle, he’s going to make loneliness his best friend, right?

(Miguel, 8 years old)⠀©Frases de Crianças / Facebook

It was already 8:30 pm when Letícia asked me:
— Mom, after you take a shower, can you make a cake?
“Could it be a joke?”
— No, chocolate.

(Letícia, 2 years old)⠀ ©Frases de Crianças / Instagram

— Mom, you are a “procastinator”.
— The truth is procrsharpener. Do you happen to know what that is?
— It’s when we call the mother to come play and she says “I’m coming”, but she never comes…
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(Luc, 6 years old) ©Frases de Crianças / Instagram

“Stop messing around or you won’t go to heaven.
“I don’t want to go to heaven. I want to go to the beach.

(Pedro, 3 years old)⠀©Frases de Crianças / Facebook

My husband and I were making the shopping list when he asked:
— Do you have Omo?
At the same moment, Grazi replied:
— I love you too, Daddy!

(Graziella, 2 years old) ©Frases de Crianças / Facebook

— Mom, why do I love grandma?
‘I don’t know, my son. You who have to know.
– I do not know. But I was born like this… with her inside me!

(Ruy, 5 years old)⠀©Frases de Crianças / Instagram

I was throwing my old pillow in the trash when my son asked:
“Mom, don’t you feel sorry for throwing your pillow away?”
– No son…
– Our mother. After so many nights and dreams together, do you have the courage?

(Pedro Daniel, 8 years old)⠀©Frases de Crianças / Facebook

Me trying to figure out my son’s nicknames at his new school:⠀
— What does the school aunt call you?
— Leo.
— What do your friends call you?
— Leléo.
— And what does the teacher call you?
— Léééooo, sit down!
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(Leonardo, 3 years old)⠀©Frases de Crianças / Instagram

My son said he was going to take revenge on the ants because one had stung him. My mother then said:
“We must not take revenge into our own hands.
And he replied:
— But I took revenge with my foot!

(Daniel, 6 years old)⠀ ©Children’s Phrases / Facebook

My husband, my daughter and I were talking when he asked me:⠀
— If you had only one wish to make, what would it be?
— I wanted my brother back — my only brother who passed away.
— And you, daughter?
— I would give my order to mom so that her wish could come true faster.
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(Amanda, 8 years old)⠀ ©Frases de Crianças / Instagram

After getting vaccinated, my nephew came to visit me. I commented:
— How cool that you got the vaccine. Do you cry?
— I didn’t cry, I just made a scene. But it’s okay now.

(Pedro, 3 years old)⠀ ©Children’s Phrases / Facebook

⁣- Denise, what’s the Christmas song you like to sing?
— The little bell rings, the bell of Bethlehem. already born, God forbidfor our good…

(Denise, 4 years old)⠀ ©Children’s Phrases / Facebook

— Gabi, if I weren’t your mother and you could choose something in your new mother that I don’t have, what would you want?⠀
She thought for a moment and said:⠀
— Mom, I would want this new mother to put me in the orphanage and then you would adopt me.
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(Gabi, 9 years old)⠀©Frases de Crianças / Instagram

My son told me he can dream of things that will happen. So I said:
— You could dream with the Mega-Sena numbers, right?
— As soon as I dream, I’ll tell you.
The next day, when I went to wake him up to go to school, he complained:
— Mom, you can’t dream about the Mega-Sena numbers! Every time I go to dream about them, you wake me up to go to school.

(Rafael, 6 years old)⠀ ©Children’s Phrases / Facebook

An aunt of ours looked at me and commented:⠀
— That flower in Luiza’s hair is too big, don’t you think?
Before I could answer, Luiza said:⠀
– Yes it is. And if you complain, auntie, mom plants a garden here.
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(Anna Luíza, 5 years old)⠀©Frases de Crianças / Instagram

– I’m feeling ugly, daughter.
She caressed my face and replied:⠀
“Mom, don’t worry. Heaven’s daddy loves ugly people too…
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(Letícia, 3 years old)⠀©Frases de Crianças / Instagram

I was talking to my sister-in-law and I said:
— So-and-so has a master’s, doctorate and postdoctoral degree.
When Livia participated:
— Does he have a scooter?

(Lívia, 2 years old)⠀ ©Children’s Phrases / Facebook

“Miguel, what are eyes for?”
— To see, Papa.
“What about the ears?”
— To hear.
— And the mouth?
— To eat vegetables and talk…
“What about the brain?”
— To freeze when you eat popsicle.

(Miguel, 3 years old)⠀ ©Children’s Phrases / Facebook

Now it’s your turn: tell us the most incredible and surprising phrases you’ve heard from children, grandchildren, nephews and friends’ children. The comment space is all yours!