30 Shrek phrases for those who love this fun cartoon

Because that’s what friends do, they forgive each other.

Now I’m a talking flying donkey!

We should get to know each other first, you know what I mean. As friends, maybe as pen pals.

We change for who we love.

Donkey, two things, okay? Mouth shut.

Blue flower, red thorn. Don’t die, Shrek. If you get a long tunnel, stay away from the light!

Have we arrived yet?

You are not very ugly. Well, I won’t lie. It’s ugly, yes. You only look like this at night. Shrek is ugly 24 hours.

I’m an ogre! You know, “Get your torch and pitchforks!”, doesn’t that bother you?

I think I’m just a big, horrible, stupid ogre.

Someday, I will reciprocate. Unless, of course, I can’t find you or I forget.

This will be fun. We’ll stay up late, swap man stories, and in the morning I’ll make waffles.

Wants to know? Maybe there’s a good reason donkeys don’t talk.

Some of you may die, but it’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.

Celebrity weddings. They never last, do they?

You have the right to remain silent Donkey. You just don’t have that ability…

Ogres have layers. Onions have layers. Did you understand? We both have layers.

Shrek? Do you know what I like about you, Shrek? You’re like, “I don’t care what people think of me. “I like that. I respect that, Shrek.

You know what the best part of today is? It’s just that I had the chance to fall in love with you again.

Now, really, is it rude enough to be alive when no one wants you, but to show up uninvited to a wedding?

I have a little confession to make: donkeys don’t have layers. We wear our fear right there on our sleeves.

People judge me better before they know me, that’s why I prefer to be alone.

Don’t worry, princess. I used to be afraid of the dark until… No, wait. I’m still afraid of the dark!

Christmas is only Christmas when someone cries. It’s usually me!

The stars do not tell the future. They tell stories.

This is the part where you run away.

I like my privacy.

I guess you don’t have much fun, do you?

Sometimes things are more than they seem.

I’m going to be a father, how did this happen?