30 sensational ironic phrases for those who love to make fun

Hey, mask is only at Carnival!

How about a nice cup of “mind your own business”?

You don’t have to take life too seriously, you won’t even be able to tell a story once you get out of it.

Fatty food is romantic… It goes straight to the heart.

Whoever invented seriousness could only be joking.

Competent and hardworking people are always blessed with great luck.

He’s so young, he must be Methuselah’s age.

As handsome as Frankenstein.

No one can be wise on an empty stomach.

As fast as a turtle.

Your opinion for me is like a YouTube ad: I ignore it in 5 seconds.

As easy as winning the Mega-Sena.

I’ve always been poor, but this month I’m to be congratulated!

Tell me who you hang out with and I’ll tell you if I go along or not.

If you’re going to speak ill of me, call me, I know terrible things about myself.

Tati Bernardi

Drinking and driving? Chic huh… If the car catches fire, it will be cremated.

The bad thing about irony is that when they don’t understand, you’re the one who looks stupid!

Money is not a problem, the problem is being without it.

So you steal other people’s work and say it’s yours? Tell me more about your character.

If I cried or if I smiled. The important thing is that I was a muggle and learned.

Whoever rises early, sleeps standing up the next day!

I’m more lost than an honest politician in Brasilia.

It’s not that I hate doing the dishes. I just respect my manicurist’s work.

Whoever shines alone causes envy in those who are in darkness.

If your problem is money, and you don’t have money, then you don’t have a problem.

If your star doesn’t shine, don’t try to take the shine off mine!

If you don’t have the guts to bite, don’t growl.

Do not judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect.

Don’t try to understand, my sarcasm goes beyond your level of intelligence.

People talk bad about you from behind because they know you will always be ahead of them.