Documentary is not a young man’s film. Young is slackline, is Bruno de Luca.
Problem with the continent splitting up is you staying in the same part of your family.
It’s not sunset here for idiots to clap their hands.
Music environment is drug environment!
Just you swapping bodies with your spouse for you to see that he’s shit.
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Wall without a shard of glass on top, bandits don’t respect!
Unfortunately I will have to say this here…
The function of television is to make everyone have the same opinion.
When a person tells you to believe you and you do, you’re not believing you. You are believing in the person who believes in you.
Harry Potter movie without Harry Potter, it’s a scam!
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At the intersection, preference is given to those who have courage.
You got it wrong, asshole!
Prejudice is a gypsy thing!
Nobody has sex, Julinho. People say they have sex, but they don’t. It’s a lot of work.
I go to the cinema to have fun. If I was going to be depressed, I would go to work or stay with my family.
That’s already your mental problem.
Jesus is from Disney, man.
Indignation is right!
Dolphin is bad character!
When I take a taxi, I sit in the front and the driver in the back. I’ll drive the vehicle!
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Hospital is a danger, sometimes you run over a person and he is fine, you take him to the hospital, he dies.
I’ll sum it up in one word, Rogerinho… Show!
When you arrive with a stick in a fight, the other person wants to talk straight away. It’s the weapon of dialogue!
Good night, lovers of the seventh art!
I watch the movie so I don’t have to read the book.
He’s my pumpkin soup.
Hear what you’re saying!
Cinema is explosion, car and womanhood.
But you can drive blind, yeah. the DMV which is strict.
I’m a normal person, I did catechesis to get a woman.