30 funny stress quotes to relax in the moment of anger

I’m so stressed I might break a watermelon on my fist just to relieve the tension.

I live stressed because I have to wake up early and I need to leave the love of my life: my bed.

I no longer know if I’m hungry, sleepy, stressed or tired.

I’m already stressed by nature, but when I’m hungry, I’m 3x worse.

My current state of mind is stressed and it won’t change anytime soon.

If I were a cat, I would also scratch everyone who disturbs me.

Watch out! I’m so stressed I might growl if you piss me off. We need to normalize growling as a natural reaction.

When I remember that I need to work to pay the bills and I take on more debt with pampering to de-stress, I start doing everything in the force of hate.

Today I’m a Pinscher, just hate and trembling. I’m always stressed because anger motivates me to get things done sooner and in less time.

It’s not worth stressing about, because if it did, it cost something, I’d already be in debt.

Stressed to the point of yelling at a fly if it makes noise in my ear.

My patience is short and so is my clothes to be able to match one with the other.

My stress would only go away with 1 year of vacation traveling the world with everything paid for.

If I got a star for all the stress and for avoiding yelling or hitting people, I’d have a whole constellation.

If stress made me lose my appetite, I wouldn’t have eaten since the day I was born.

I woke up smiling because in the morning, having my coffee, I spend my only 5 minutes without stress. Then it’s war.

My stress is directly caused by the lack of money in my bank account.

Stressed rich man goes to the spa and poor man does what? Keep stressed!

So stressed that even the height of my thoughts freaks me out.

I get so far away from everyone that stresses me out, that sometimes I’m even alone, I just can’t get away from myself.

I don’t walk alone because I’m always accompanied by my stress.

Miss my “calm” version. Since the stressed one arrived, she never showed up again. I think she was in her childhood.

I wake up early with a frown because it’s so stressful to get out of my bed. Hunger doesn’t help either.

I could say I like being alone because I’m the only person who doesn’t irritate me, but I would be lying.

For the general good of the nation, don’t talk to me, for it’s not just faith that moves mountains, but stress too.

Caroline Oliveira

Work stresses me out every day and I envy people who really love working.

When I get rich, I’ll just stress about silly things, example: which travel destination am I going today. I will be stressed in Paris and around the world.