30 funny phrases for grandma that revive her way – 42 Phrases

No matter how much you’ve already eaten, a grandmother always believes you can eat a little more.

My grandmother, if I let her, crochet even for me!

I’m not a computer technician, but my grandmother believes I can fix her computer anytime.

Do you want to make fun of my grandmother? Refuse the little pot of leftover food that she offers for the next day.

My grandmother is not a banker, but she always has a little change to help me!

My humiliation is never remembering the step-by-step recipes, while my grandmother manages to do everything in my head.

When I grow up, I want to be like my grandmother: a nice old lady who gives the ball back to her neighbors!

My grandmother has more disposition than me! And look, I’m about 50 years younger than her…

For my grandmother, gossip doesn’t exist: God is responsible for the construction of the works and she only comments.

A grandmother with a cell phone is the guarantee of a “good morning/good afternoon/good night” image in the family group.

If you need help, don’t count on my grandmother at the time of the soap opera. Well, this is a sacred time for her!

As I get older, I want to have the same rights as my grandmother: to be able to be a complainer and no-nonsense!

The greatest sadness for a grandmother is when you eat at her house without releasing the button on your pants.

Grandmothers say they don’t pamper, but they do everything we want away from our parents’ eyes!

The real grandmother gets pissed off with her mess, but she always participates in her prep.

I forgive you, dear little voice, for calling all your grandchildren’s names before mine when you need to speak to me.

A grandmother only feels truly complete when you praise the foods she has made especially for you. Otherwise, forget it…

An unforgettable moment with my grandmother? The one where she asked me to get her “smile” inside the glass on the bedside table…

If I am alive today, it is thanks to all my grandmother’s superstitions, which did not allow me to mix mango with milk, for example.

have grandchildren? What nothing! My grandmother’s biggest dream was always to be retired.

The difference between a mother and a grandmother is in what they offer you when you want candy. Do you prefer an apple or a brigadeiro?

I know things are old when my grandmother says they are from her time.

I don’t care what people think of me, what interests me is that my grandmother thinks I’m beautiful!

Want to know the latest gossip from the soap opera? Just call my grandma for a chat.

Grandma’s food seems to be made with witchcraft… Just smell it, and we already want to eat it again!

I’m more forgetful than my grandmother when she wants to tell me something new, but she doesn’t remember exactly what it is.

When I grow up, I want to have my grandmother’s self-esteem: who says she’s not old, she’s vintage!

Nothing is more disappointing for a grandmother than visiting her with a full mouth.

Going to visit grandma and coming back scared of old photographs hanging on the wall is practically an icon of my generation.

Want to test your maintenance skills? Go to your grandmother’s house and wait for her cell phone repair request.