30 funny good morning monday phrases to liven up the day

Good Morning! If you combine right, everyone follows the game and pretends it’s still the weekend. Shall we pretend that today is not Monday?

It’s hard to find a funny, beautiful and humble friend. So don’t miss me! Good morning and a great Monday to all!

Shoo say hi here in the group so they don’t remove me. Good morning people! A good Monday to all!

Believe me, better days will come! They are called Saturdays, Sundays and holidays, but unfortunately today is Monday. Good Morning! Let’s make it happen as it happens.

Monday has barely started and I’m already counting the hours to sexting! Good Morning!

Good morning people! Let’s work to pay for the boss’s international trip? Good Monday.

Good morning people! Let’s work because we were born beautiful, but not rich. Have a great Monday!

Attention to those who take care of my life: the bills have arrived. Good morning and happy Monday, people!

Good Morning! It’s Monday and God lifts me up, but the bed keeps calling me. Temptation does not measure efforts to seduce us, my Father

One thing is certain on this day: eating makes you sleepy and sleeping makes you hungry. Good morning and happy Monday!

I’m not unsympathetic, I just think I don’t have the obligation to smile on Monday. Good Morning!

Good Morning! I’m not psychologically prepared for Monday. Can we cancel the event?

You close your eyes for two minutes and it’s already Monday. It’s hard to live like this. Good Morning!

Good Morning! No need to work Monday. So just my opinion…

Good morning to who? Did you forget that today is Monday?

It’s Monday starting and I’m psychologically sad, physically tired, financially drained and mentally confused. Good Morning!

Calm down, everything passes. Even if it’s over you, but it passes. Good morning and a great Monday!

Monday has already started, but my desire to work hasn’t even gotten out of bed yet. How do we do it? Good morning!

Look, I’ve always been poor, but this month I’m to be congratulated. Good morning and happy Monday!

Good morning people! Today is Monday, but let’s focus on Friday, okay?

Good Morning! Today is Monday, so please don’t speak to me until noon, okay?

Second already says by name, it’s second option. Where are the first options? Good morning, sleepy ones!

Some people are just like Mondays: boring and pertinent. Good Morning!

It is mathematically impossible to be happy on a Monday. Good morning people!

We are one: me, hunger, sleep and laziness. A good day and a great Monday!

Monday has barely started and I’ve already stressed myself five times. Good morning to who?

Good morning people! May this Monday bring a lot of money to all of us, as beauty is in short supply.

I’m only lazy three days a week: yesterday, today and tomorrow. And Monday even more. Good Morning!

The weekend was made for rest, but Monday comes and I wake up tired. Something wrong is not right. Increase the dose of coffee there, kids. Good Morning!