20 Very Funny Conversations Overheard by People Who Couldn’t Resist Sharing Them

We hear people talking on the street, in the supermarket and everywhere else, whether we like it or not. Sometimes, without any intention, we hear dialogues that are true “pearls of good humor”, and we only have to share them on social networks.

At the awesome.club, we found some of these funny conversations that were overheard. Keep reading until the end for a laugh.

5-year-old daughter in conversation with her father:

Daughter: Why does mommy wear makeup?

Daddy: To look more beautiful.

Daughter: But she is already beautiful.

Daddy: Ooooooo!!!

Daughter: Dad, you should wear makeup.

Waitress: Would you like anything else?

Client: Yes, be alone.

Client: You guys close at 18:30, don’t you?

Seller: Yes, but emotionally we stopped attending at 18:00.

Client: My name is Brie.

Cashier: Brie, like cheese? Nice to meet. I’m Mason, like the cup.

a boy for a girl: Excuse me, can I read your hand? You have a very beautiful energy, I could feel it from across the parking lot.

Girl: It’s not energy, it’s my anxiety disorder.

friend 1: Hey, this weekend we will be busy. We’re going to Greg’s lightning party.

friend 2: What is a lightning party?

friend 1: We’re celebrating a year since he was struck by lightning.

Wife: How drunk were you last night?

Husband: I donated money to Wikipedia!

girl 1: Don’t you have a tattoo that says something like “relevant”?

girl 2: Yes, but it’s faded, so it’s “scooter”.

Boy: Come to Morocco on Thanksgiving Day!

Girl: I don’t know if I’ll still like you in a year.

Girl: All the psychopaths I’ve dated are Leo.

Boy: All the psychopaths I’ve dated believe in astrology.

A girl coming out of the dressing room

Friend: That shirt is awful.

Girl: I came with her.

Attendant: Hello, how are you today?

Client: Well.

Attendant: We believe that life is to be lived to the fullest.

Client: Look, I came to buy coconut water, not look for a damn personal adviser.

Two taxi drivers talking.

taxi driver 1: How is your eldest son, Antonio?

taxi driver 2: He’s getting married, I think he’s tired of being happy.

Client: Do you sell fish?

Attendant: No ma’am, we don’t sell fish here.

Client: Then why does this chicken taste like a whale?

Attendant: Ma’am, the whale is not a fish.

Client: So you sell whale?

Mother (pointing to a group of people): See? Young people also practice Tai-chi.

Daughter: No Mom, I think they’re looking for a Wi-Fi network.

Two girls on the bus, sitting across from me, started talking about a date one of them had recently had.

The girl said, “And then he put his hand up my skirt!” and her friend replied, “That striped one?”

An 11-year-old boy talking on the phone to his friend: “Yes, she chose Pedro and told me it was because he texted her faster.”

Boy: I hate my job, well, literally. If I were a provocative girl, I would post some pictures on Instagram and call myself a fashion blogger.

Friend: Too bad you look like a Harry Potter house elf.

Bus Driver: Madam, this seat is reserved for people with disabilities.

Madam: I have to travel to New Jersey, and it makes me feel emotionally handicapped.

They heard the customer say: I’m “Steven”, which is spelled with “Ph” at the beginning.

Overheard at a gas station:

employee 1: It was Janete who worked last night, right?

employee 2: Yes, why?

employee 1: The bullets are all sorted by color again.

employee 2: Wow, Janet!

Overheard at the morgue: “Hello! Do you accept unannounced visitors?”

Have you ever heard conversations like these? Or maybe it was part of something similar? Tell us in the comments!