I went to meet a suitor and we decided to take a walk. Everything seemed to be fine, we talked, but he insisted on talking about cars:
— You see, if I had a car, we would have gone for a drive… after all, what do girls appreciate most? A good car.
– All? Well, we met normally, and we both arrived by subway.
“But if I had a car, I’d have ten such dates a week.
I ended the conversation politely and went home. That night, however, I wrote to him explaining that our relationship was not going to work out.
“I knew it,” he replied. — “It’s because I don’t have a car, isn’t it?” © MadTillDead / Pikabu
On their first date, she proposed to conquer the peak of Rancho Cucamonga. We were almost at the top, and I was walking ahead, when suddenly I heard the sound of falling stones. I turned and saw the girl slide down. I ran, pulled her back, found she had a serious injury. I had to use an emergency rescue beacon. When she was taken to the helicopter, the paramedic asked, “Is this your wife?” I replied, “Actually, it was our first date.” It seems that he found the situation very funny, as he told everyone in the helicopter, then in the ambulance and in the ER too. © Fargone / Reddit
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