20+ Men Confessed What Not to Do to Please Them

God in heaven, just choose where you want to eat. Anyway, I’ll order a hamburger for myself.

When you say how many suitors you have, we don’t think: “Damn, there’s a line of men who want to conquer her, I must strive to win her”. On the contrary, the first thought is: “God forbid, dating her is going to be a drama”.

When we’re fighting, and I say something that can have a double meaning, and one of them is bad, I can assure you that I mean the good side. I wouldn’t be with you if I didn’t love you. I’m by your side.

We see it when you say “Nothing happens to me”, even if it’s not true. But if you say that 3 times, we’ll leave you alone. Not because we don’t know it’s not true or because we don’t care. But simply because we are not interested in playing silly games.

It’s not that we don’t think about anything, but sometimes it’s easier to answer “nothing” than to talk about some of the random thoughts we might have at that moment. “That woman in the movie we saw two days ago had a really weird accent.” “When will they finish building the capitol dome?” “Do you say ‘Capitol’ or ‘Capitol’?” “By the way, what a funny word: Capitol!”