18 People Who Didn’t Pay Just One Kid, But The Entire Zoo

There are several moments in life that we would certainly like to forget. The embarrassing situations that make us blush with embarrassment are part of those memories that insist on staying in our heads. Anyone who has ever made a big fuss knows well that, even after a long time, the memory still causes that desire to hide — in addition to, of course, a lot of laughter.

At least they make good stories! And it was with this in mind that the readers of the awesome.club decided to recall the greatest constraints they have ever experienced. It’s those cases so spontaneous that, when they happen, you don’t even know where to stick your face. Follow!

A childhood friend asked me to be best man at her wedding. It would be on September 7, 2005, at 9 am. The mother of the bride asked me to arrive a little earlier and I arrived at 8:20 am. But when I entered, the party had already started (it was in front of the church). I asked if it was Carina’s wedding, when they told me that the bride was a Fernanda. I went back to the car, worried, and went to look at the invitation. I called the guy who was taking care of the cars and he said he had no problem with the invitation. The problem was that the wedding was at 9 am and I arrived at 9 pm! 🤣 © Carlos Diaz / Facebook

End of shift at the bank where I worked. Everyone had already left. I was getting ready to leave when the phone rang. On the other end of the line, a man was insisting to know about an important report. I didn’t work producing this report, I belonged to another area of ​​the bank. The man persisted and I said that the agency’s alarm was already set and, in three minutes, I had to leave. He, already angry, said to me: “Do you know who is speaking?” I replied that I didn’t know. He continued, “I am the bank’s regional overseer.” Then I asked him: “And do you know who you are talking to, Mr. Superintendent?” He said he didn’t know. So I replied, “Thank God!” © Celio Viana / Facebook

My sister-in-law traveled and asked me to stay at her apartment. On the second day, I went to the bakery and, when I returned, I entered the wrong apartment. Upon opening the door, there was a strange couple in the room and a huge dog, a German shepherd. It took a few seconds before the penny dropped. I started stuttering, trying to explain myself, until the woman said, “Run, the dog will get you.” Said and done: the furry one ran towards me, while I ran to the door. What a fright! 🤣 © Glenecir Roldan Rocha Pacheco / Facebook

A friend and I hitched a ride from one beach to another with a guy. He put on a CD and said, “See what you think of my band.” My friend commented: “Cool! It looks like Charlie Brown Jr.” I didn’t even know this band, but I thought the name was terrible. To try to save the situation, I said: “Imagine, jeez, nothing to do! His band is way cooler.” The guy showed me the cover of the CD and well… he really was a member of Charlie Brown Jr. © Manoela Pamplona / Facebook

The biggest mico I went through was when I worked in a graphic. One day, an elderly couple came in to choose their wedding invitation. I handed over the sample and waited for them to choose the model. It was almost 6 pm, the print shop was about to close and they had already been choosing for an hour. I, with my big mouth, said: “Wouldn’t it be good for your granddaughter or daughter to come and choose?” The lady turned to me and said: “I don’t have a daughter or granddaughter, the invitation is for our wedding”. I was embarrassed, she looked at me with a hateful face, left and never came back. © Cenira Fróes de Jesus / Facebook

I worked at a clinic and went to see a couple who were waiting for an appointment. The patient’s name was Iranir. When it was time to take the exam, I called and the man got up. I asked him to wait because only one person could enter at a time and I explained that, as soon as Dona Iranir finished, I would let him know. So, he replied that he was going to take the exam — and his name was Iranir. I was red with embarrassment. I never forgot that name. © Dyanne Alves / Facebook

I went to the market with my husband. I went in and did the shopping while he went to a hardware store. I saw our car, opened the door, got in and put the bags in the backseat. I waited for him to come back, fiddling with my cell phone. Until I felt someone tap on the glass. It was my husband, terrified: “Woman, what are you doing in someone else’s car?” I widened my eyes, jumped up and left. Worse is that, arriving in our car, he asked: “Where are the groceries?” I froze! I came back alone in the wrong car. I looked this way and that and saw my bags there. I prayed the door was unlocked. I opened it, grabbed the bags, and I’ll never walk past that one again. © Helena Motta / Facebook

The bank was full, I was working on the preferential and, suddenly, a customer came to my teller. All smiling, she asked me: “And Giovanna, how is she?” Giovanna was the general manager. “And the belly of that beautiful pregnant woman?”, She continued. I, all friendly, replied: “She is traveling. Wow, her belly is beautiful. It’s about to win, it’s huge, the size of hers. And you, how many months are you?” A silence reigned in the place. The woman stopped talking and walked away. Until my colleague next to me told me: “You crazy woman, she’s not pregnant! She is the wife of so-and-so, a well-known client at the agency”. My God! I never say anything again. The child may be being born that I no longer praise. © Aline Claudia / Facebook

When I worked in a company’s installment plan, I made a mistake that I’m still ashamed to remember. A lady arrived bringing a young man to open a credit card in his name. After a long analysis, I made the following suggestion: “Since this is your son’s first purchase, you could act as guarantor for him”. To which she replies: “Respect me, I am his wife!” I wanted to evaporate from there. © Marcia Sousa / Facebook

I was at the pharmacy, I chose the things I was going to take and went to the cashier. The girl already answered me saying: “Wow, how nice that you are so excited so early in the morning!” I blinked not knowing what she was talking about. She continued: “Wow, how you sang and danced!” And then it dawned on me: I’m one of those people who listen to music and dance without noticing. I looked around and saw that near the boxes there was a mirror that could see almost the entire pharmacy. From there she had watched me dance and sing like crazy while I was shopping. © Lola Alvim / Facebook

I was leaving church with my daughters and my husband. My nephew came up beside us and said, “I’m going home with you.” I agreed, taking my husband’s arm to go on our way, when I hear him say: “Oh, love!” 😳 I looked the other way and was hugging a stranger! 🤦 My husband was coming after. I almost died of embarrassment! © Vivi Stein / Facebook

We were at work, my father and I, when a colleague announced the death of a man who worked there and had retired. We were very sad, because we were very friendly with this gentleman and, because he retired, we lost contact a little bit. We decided to go to the widow’s house. My father was very sad, but he went and rang the bell. Behold, who appears from within? The deceased”! My father looks at me in astonishment and asks: “What do I say?” I replied: “Tell Seu Anisio that he died, hey!” The old man was very happy to receive my father, but he was surprised and asked: “Wow! Did something happen there at work? Did someone die?” My father replied: “Yes, Seu Anisio. According to information, you died.” The old man looked at my father’s face and said: “I’m alive!” We laughed until we couldn’t laugh anymore. © Roger Rogerio / Facebook

It’s your turn! What was the biggest joke you ever made and that, to this day, everyone makes a point of remembering? Tell us in the comments!