18 Kids Who Will Surprise Any Adult With Their Sense of Humor

Some people say that children are flowers that brighten our lives. It’s just that sometimes these little flowers leave their families slack-jawed, mastering the irony better than adults. They can create completely hilarious jokes or stories worthy of a crime thriller book, in which their unusual worldview is manifested. the russian site children speak it is a real storehouse of children’s pearls and today you can enjoy reading the best of them.

we, from awesome.club, we received a good dose of good humor and we want to share it with our readers. Oh, and at the end of the post, we’ll show you what true optimism is. If you identify with one of the stories, feel welcome in our comments to share some funny situations starring children.

Last week I was walking with my 4 year old niece. At the playground, she met a boy her age and spent time with him, playing, talking and laughing. As soon as we got home, she said:
“Thank God, I’m not going to die alone. © Lightning

— Mom, what are your favorite flowers?
— I like lilies and gerberas are beautiful too.
— Can you show them?
While I was researching an image on the Internet, she said:
“When you’re buried in the cemetery, I’ll take them there for you.
I was speechless for a minute. I didn’t expect such care. © CoffeeTree / Pikabu

My 6 year old daughter was having soup. She told him to eat a clove of garlic or an onion.
– I don’t want.
“But you know that onions and garlic kill bacteria and viruses.
“I wish the chocolate would kill them. © Zluka

My mom and I came back from the market to drop off some of the groceries at my house. My 4-year-old daughter Sofia opened the door, and then my mother asked her:
— Sofia, are you alone at home? Where’s the father?
The child shook his head and pointed to the room:
“You’re putting me to sleep. © Marina

I was reading a fairy tale for my son to sleep:
“At the ball, Prince Charming found Cinderella and couldn’t take his eyes off her all night…
Then he asked:
— Dad, but why does the prince need Cinderella’s eyes?… © Sailboat

The father of a 6-year-old boy always warned him:
“Don’t step in puddles. You will get your feet wet.

— Always look around. Otherwise, you will be run over.

— Never climb a fence. It will fall.

“Don’t jump off the table. You will break your leg…

Once, thoughtfully, the boy exclaimed:

“Dad, you’re a coward!” © Family

My son brought a toy car from kindergarten that wasn’t his. I asked:
“Where did you get that toy?”
“I made a trade with Alex…
“Alex gave you the toy, but what did you give him?
After thinking for a while, he replied:
I slapped him in the face. © Alissa

My daughter was playing while having lunch.
– Maria! Stop this! Your behavior is horrible. I’ll tell your grandparents everything when they see it.
“N-u-uh!” Mom, please don’t tell! I want to surprise you! © Marina

My 4-year-old daughter Laura asked me:
‘Have you found work yet?’
“No, I didn’t.
“You’re looking the wrong way. I’ll teach you. When you take me to kindergarten, Catarina’s mother will be there, taking her daughter to school. So, when she goes to work, you just go after her, until you get to work! © Catarina

My son invited me to eat cereal with him. I refused and said I wanted to lose weight to look beautiful. Surprised, he said:
— Mom, to look prettier, you don’t have to lose weight, just wear a necklace.
PS: This phrase has practically become the motto of our women’s team at work! © NBC

My friend used to stop by my husband’s work with her 5 year old son Alex after his school. Her husband worked in another city and only came home on weekends. Once, talking to his father, Alex exclaimed:
“Me and Mom went to the other dad’s work!”
After a long and serious conversation, involving his father’s belt, the boy began to shout:
— We went to visit another father, Maria’s! © Bess

My son and I went to the market and left the car under a tree. When we left, we came across “a work of art” left by the birds on the roof and hood. I had to give the car a good wash. After cleaning everything, my son looked at the car and said:
— The birds will come back and say, ‘We tried so hard to make that poop, but it was all in vain! © Panaramix

My husband:
“Let’s make Max eat some vegetables. In exchange, we’ll let you watch cartoons.
I agreed with him.
— Max, do you want to watch cartoons for 15 minutes?
The son, looking at us:
“What do I need to eat for this?” © Kassia

“Dad, don’t go away” my daughter about to cry🇧🇷 Stay with me…
“Eliza, I need to work—” I, responding severely.
– I can go with you? 🇧🇷 her, grabbing me by the knees.
“Go do what with me?”
– To work! Please…
– What will you do there? 🇧🇷 me, pretending to be surprised and leaving my daughter aside “It’s my job.
“I’m going to work too!” 🇧🇷 she screaming excitedly.
– As? 🇧🇷 me confused🇧🇷
“I’m going to work as…” she, looking down embarrassed — I’m going to be… Daddy’s joy… © catt

Once, before leaving home for a party, I was putting on my makeup — eyeshadows, mascara, lipstick… My son asked me:
“Mommy, why are you painting your face?”
“To be the most beautiful woman ever, darling.
— It won’t help… © hannahlit

I was playing with my daughter, Naiara, in the bathroom. I was a princess and she was a mermaid. She wanted to marry a prince, but I said:
“Well, since I’m a princess, I’ll be the one to marry a prince.
Naiara:
“So you think I should marry a diver?! © Kys

My 6-year-old and I came across a 7-year-old girl throwing a tantrum at the grocery store: “I want it, I want it!” My son asked me, “Mom, is she crazy?” I replied, “Yes, son.” Immediately, the girl’s mother yelled at me, “You’re crazy!” That day, my son understood the meaning of the saying “a fruit never falls far from the tree”. © tuktuk5999 / Twitter

Are the children in your family good-natured? Have a story you want to share with us? We look forward to hearing from you!