17 Parent-Child Dialogues With Truly Surprising Endings

One morning, the voice of a boy appears on the crowded bus:
“Dad, I’m going to dance class today.
“Aren’t you going to play with cars?”
“No, I’m going to dance. Girls will also participate. They like to dance.
“Well, who knows.
– Yes I know. I already asked them. © MadTillDead / Pikabu

I once went with my 4-year-old daughter to the market just to buy a bottle of water.
After waiting in line for a while, I paid for the purchase, and my daughter asked:
– That’s it?
“Yes, let’s go.
‘Aren’t you going to buy a beer?’
– I will not go. Let’s get going.
She stopped to think for a few seconds and decided to end my reputation:
“And you have cigarettes?”
I felt embarrassed, mainly because I heard from two unfortunates: “This is what I call politeness!” © PivBear / Pikabu

I was walking past shelves of bags in a store, when I heard this dialogue between a father and his young daughter:
“Dad, why do you need a bag?
“I’ll wear it to work.
— To bring food?
I think it’s a good example of how to set priorities. © Zefirni_chel / Twitter

Once, my wife came to talk to me: “Sérgio, I’ll be honest with you: your mustache makes you 2% less attractive to me”. I decided to shave my beard for the first time since 2009.
This morning, no joke, my daughter said, “Dad…you look like Voldemort!” © Stephen Amell / Twitter