16 Stories about the crazy life of office workers

If you think that working in an office is a sign of monotony, we’re sorry to inform you, but you’re an innocent who doesn’t know anything. In an office, a lot can happen, especially if the boss is a person who is either very excited or very angry. One way or another, employees always end up having fun.

Today the awesome.club brings some super fun stories about people who work in offices and experienced unusual scenes. They are from the sites Heard in the Office, Room N° 6 and Pikabu. Check it out right now.

It was summer and very hot. We decided to ask our boss for an air conditioner. I went with a colleague to the boss’s office, but he said no, claiming that the purchase of equipment was done at the beginning of the year. Suddenly, the strap of my dress ripped and one breast popped out. My boss looked at me and said, “Still, no.”

An employee of our office fell asleep sitting in front of the computer. She lay there, sleeping for a long time. Suddenly, the director entered. Then, she woke up and started pretending that she was working angrily, typing hard and moving the mouse a lot. It was then that the director said: “Laura, we have been without power for an hour and a half”.

We finally managed to punish the food thief in our office. He went into the kitchen, opened the fridge, took out the food and bit into it. A sandwich with frozen worms that my colleague uses to feed his fish. I can imagine this ‘deliciousness’ melting in the food thief’s mouth.

Today, I put clips on my fingertips to type like women with long fingernails. It’s fun. It’s elegant.

My last job was a tough place. I had to work from morning until night, with low pay and a lot of pressure. I decided it wasn’t for me. I went to get my money and they wouldn’t even let me into the office; I was just given an envelope with the money. I left crying and thinking how I could go on living. Then I discovered that the envelope with the director’s salary was taped to mine. I understood that it was a bonus for having suffered so much.

At work, if our boss sees dirty dishes, he throws them away. That is, we need to go after our plates and glasses before cleaning. Otherwise, we leave at a loss.

I worked at a travel agency. One of our offices was in the Hotel Cosmos, and the manager was a man whose last name was Alce. When he called the center he always said: “This is the Elk of the Cosmos”. It didn’t make sense, but I always laughed.

Every morning I do a series of stretches and record them with my cell phone to find out what my weak points are. This morning I noticed that the video had been sent out to all employees in the company. I forgot to turn something off and the company’s 32 offices around the world knew my flexibility weaknesses.

I work with people so little mean that on April Fools the worst thing they did was mix Skittles and M&M’s in the candy jar.

Not long ago, a warehouse of children’s costumes and objects that was next to our office closed. They gave us some things: pencils, bracelets, rings, etc. Now, whenever our boss is in a bad mood, she puts on a crown and starts walking around the office. If she’s in a good mood, she puts on a tiara. It’s good, that way we always know when to ask for something and when not to ask for anything.

So I don’t have to share the sweets with colleagues, I cut the edges of the wrapper and then cut it on the side; that way the candy doesn’t make a noise and nobody asks me for it.

My superiors are two big kids. During the year I’ve been working with them, many jokes have been made, from farting pillows to Sunday calls asking why I didn’t come to work. I honestly don’t know how a company can function with directors like that.

I once worked in a building where there were many companies per floor. We got very tired of the large number of people coming to sell all sorts of things. One day, we hung this notice on the door: ‘Dear sellers, the employees of this company are paid with old potatoes; please don’t come and sell modern stuff, we’ll be depressed.’ The next day, there were a lot of posters and coins on the office door. Usually they said: ‘Resist!’

The room next to our office was rented by a woman who sold German handkerchiefs. After her, the room was rented by a company that installs windows and doors. Despite the sign with the company’s name, many women continued to go there to buy scarves. After a week the director of the new company bought some bids. Today, in addition to installing windows and doors, they sell scarves. With the money, they buy sweets for the employees.

I found I had gotten lucky with my superiors when I saw my director walk around the office with a headset on, whistling the Imperial March from Star Wars and pretending to be Darth Vader.

During the interview I realized that I didn’t want to work at that company. When asked what my strengths were, I said, “Discretion and ability to reflect gamma rays.”

Tell us what your day-to-day life is like at your office and take the opportunity to tell a fun story that happened recently.