16 Funny Things You Can Buy Online

Today almost everything can be bought on the Internet and delivered to your home. To give you an idea, in 2012, Amazon sold 306 products per second. Some are so funny that it’s hard to imagine who might want to buy them. However, judging by the indicators, such people do exist.

we, in awesome.clubwe’ve compiled a list of fun items that you can order online and invite you to let us know which one you’d like to buy or give as a gift.

This costume, designed for those who want defined abs without practicing sports or special diets, did not meet the expectations of many customers. According to them, the muscles “are very fake, flabby” and the drawings are “out of place”.

This is a product for Carnival lovers: a fake butt like underwear stuffing, with elastic straps to keep it in place.

Another element for partygoers: the bow tie can be worn at night shows both indoors and outdoors. The accessory is easy to use and has three modes: steady light, slow and fast flashing. The owner of one of these will definitely be the star of the night!

The Facekini trend has made its way to China, where women wear these bathing masks to protect themselves from UV rays and jellyfish. There are versions in different colors and styles and they seem to have become the latest fashion trend. At least over there.

According to Amazon, this handy mini-game lets you get rid of annoying relatives after a long day at work and play your favorite sport while focusing on ‘number 2’. A real innovation to make the most of every trip to the bathroom.

Want to get the mucus out of your nose and then wash yourself? Now it’s possible with a nasal shower gel holder. Personal hygiene will never be the same again.

To entertain your cat, just place the plastic nozzle at the end of the “scraper” in its mouth, hold your pet and give it a few “licks” with the other end. Although Amazon says that with the product you can pet your feline like your mother-cat would, the furry friend in the photo doesn’t look too happy.

This piggy bank makes “pumping” noises when coins are inserted. “A great game or little gift”, perfect for kids and adults alike. Surprisingly, judging by the product ratings on Amazon, it’s a popular gift from grandparents to grandchildren.

Ever wanted to practice stitching the cuts made by the scalpel? Your opportunity has arrived! This suture pad has three layers that replace skin, fat and muscle, with different wounds and can be used up to 100 times. It can be purchased in different sizes, skin tones and number of lesions.

These finger puppets are a fun work of art. Some happy Amazon customers take them to work to have fun with colleagues, while others make the whole family and their friends wear them for a little laugh. That’s what it’s like to strive for a good mood.

When the lights go out, that roll of paper starts to glow. Hopefully the surfaces you use it on don’t glow in the dark.

“Grow a girlfriend!”

The solution was discovered for those who want a partner that does not fight or complain about everything. To “grow a girlfriend” just drop the doll in the water, and it will grow up to 6 times its original size in 2 hours. It shrinks again when removed from the liquid.

“Oh…Emergency underwear. One pair. Fits most adults! Always ready to wear when you need it!”

These one-size-fits-all briefs are perfect for emergency situations. We just wonder what these ’emregencies’ will be after all. In fact, it’s better not to know…

This realistic fanny pack is perfect for holding money, a phone, headphones, keys or just a few cans of beer. And they will never steal it: the thief will be terrified of your paunch.

This one’s for those who can’t live without the ’80s. This retro-style headband comes with a mullet wig that will take you straight to the funniest (or cheesiest, depending on your point of view) decade in history. It costs 10 dollars, can be shipped to Brazil and is offered in different colors and in different types of mullets – website for purchases here.

The Gift of “Nothing”

Cheers!
They gave you the gift of nothing, nothing at all! This is the ultimate in minimalism. Less is more. Do not you think? Open the package, but expect nothing, because there will be nothing. Don’t allow “nothing” to flow through your mind and soul. Enjoy the feeling of receiving “nothing”, and learn that nothing is better than something.
Nothing awaits you!

ANYTHING
For the people who have it all!

Did any of these objects steal your heart? Did our list help you with some gift ideas for your loved ones?

Share your opinions and impressions with us in the comments!