15 Brilliant Quotes from Kids Who Urgently Need to Create Their Own Twitter Account

Children are really bright, they see the world in a completely different way and often express themselves in such a way that a whole collection of sayings can be made from their funny phrases. Often they are not only fun, but also wise, which is doubly useful for their parent’s worldview.

O awesome.club enjoys reading children’s expressions, as they give optimism with their simplicity and, at the same time, undeniable phenomenality.

We were watching a program about children and the presenter asked a little one:
— Do you like dinosaurs?
– Yea.
“And why do you like them?”
“Because they don’t exist. © Yoiny pirozhochek

“I want it to be a little sister. But if a little brother is born, I won’t bother either. I will only be angry if a dinosaur is born,” my 5-year-old daughter said this morning.
“Oh, I’ll be happy if a dinosaur is born,” my 4-year-old son enthused. © M_Simonyan

Yesterday, my daughter (4 years old) approached me and asked me in a low voice: “Mom, when did we meet?”. © caramelnom6

Today, in a store, when they gave me change, a note fell out. I said to my little boy:
“Bunny, get it for Mommy, please.”
Then a man standing nearby took the ballot and handed it to me with the following words:
“I, of course, am not a bunny…
And my son, indignant:
“Then why did you take it?” © jomk

Me: “Who made all this mess?”
8-year-old daughter: “I didn’t go”.
6-year-old daughter: “I didn’t go”.
4-year-old daughter: “I didn’t go”.
3-year-old daughter: “It was the horse, I saw it”. © XplodingUnicorn

I work as a kindergarten teacher. Today I showed the children some pictures and they named the professions. In the photo, a woman with a saucepan:
— Soup.
“What if she also cooks pork chops?”
— Chuleta!
— And if you make pancakes?
— Pancake maker!
“What if she’s good at cooking everything, everything?”
— Multicooking! © detorg

A cousin (9 years old) tells me:
— My father bought my mother some tulips and I asked for a cactus.
“What do you want a cactus for?”
“I’ll take you to school and scare the boys away. 🇧🇷 LoveLHMelovin

I was sitting on a bench, next to me was a mother with a daughter (7 or 8 years old). I listened to their conversation and felt a little sad because they were talking about a recently deceased puppy.
Mother: “Now he’s in a better place.”
The girl, after thinking for a while: “At Disney?” © dead_killjoy_

Lisa and 3-year-old Philip are twins. Lisa:
“Philip, you’re still a boy, but I’m a girl. © Gregory

My son was about 6 years old. He looked closely at his teacher’s fingernails.
— Professor Álvarez, what long nails you have…
– It is true. You like?
– Taste. They must be very useful for climbing trees. © Sergio

I told my daughter (6 years old) that the first people were called Adam and Eve. It looked like she understood. After some time, I decided to check it out.
“What was the name of the first man?”
“Adam!”
“What about your wife?”
– Madam! © detorg_rss

I was on my way home. A mother with a daughter of about 6 years old was walking towards me.
“You have to start learning how to plan your time. For example, what do you plan to do now?
“Now I’d like to jump through the puddles some more. 🇧🇷 senbermyau

Me: “We’re going to grandma’s house.”
6-year-old daughter: “Yep, no rules!”
Me: “Yes, there are rules there”.
6-year-old daughter: “Yes, but only for you”. © XplodingUnicorn

“Lie down, my queen, here, on the left, where my heart is,” said my 5-year-old son when I went to read him a bedtime story. 🇧🇷 z_nurm

What unforgettable expressions have your kids said lately?