14 Stories of Women Who Have an Extraordinary Sense of Humor

Me and two other friends went to celebrate my birthday at a restaurant. I’m a photographer and I was enchanted by the look of a waitress: short hair, unusual beauty, tattoos, piercings. It was simply beautiful! When we left, I decided to approach her and said: “Hi, I’m a photographer. Her appearance caught my attention a lot, I thought you were beautiful. I would like to invite you to do a photo shoot.” The girl smiled, looked at me in surprise and said: “I am a man, my name is Leo”. © Подслушано

I was in a van and I had the biggest doubt whether or not I should go down to buy a hot dog. As I contemplated my dilemma, I noticed a lady looking at me and moving her lips, as if she were saying, “Go, buy!”, and then repeat, “Go, buy!” I took that as a divine incentive and decided to go down. As I approached the door, however, she clarified, “I asked you twice to close the window, why didn’t you close it?” © tylersbestfrenn / Twitter

I was a very arrogant child and, like all children, I tried to imitate the behavior and phrases of adults. One day I was coming home from school, and my mom was trying to explain to me why I should study harder, but I wasn’t really paying attention and I kept interrupting her. At this, she jokingly said, “When one donkey talks, the other lowers its ear.” The next day, I was trying to explain to my teacher why I was late, and she wouldn’t let me finish, so I followed in Mom’s footsteps and repeated that phrase. On the same day, my parents were called in to talk to the principal, as no one seemed to like my sense of humor very much. © Подслушано

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The van had been driving with the door open for a while, and the driver went to close it.
Passenger: “Leave the door open, it’s hot”.
Driver: “What if a passenger falls?”
Passenger: “Leave it open, I’ll pay for his ticket”. © zum_ka / Twitter

Today, on the bus, a girl looked at her cell phone and started crying. As I recently broke up with my boyfriend, I decided to offer her moral support and said, “Don’t cry, honey, this guy isn’t worth her tears.” She was surprised and replied: “What boy?! I’m looking at my new school schedule and I’m going to have 7 classes a day from Monday to Friday”, and then she started crying even harder. At that moment I realized that my problems were nothing compared to hers.