The Scariest Quotes People Say While They’re Sleeping

Studies have shown that most “conversations” in a dream last from one to two seconds and are mostly short, meaningless sentences. One Reddit user invited anyone who wanted to share the scariest phrases they’ve heard from “sleeping talkers”. Be careful, this compilation is not meant to be read at night.

The team of awesome.club received a good dose of adrenaline from the protagonist of the idea, whose girlfriend screamed in his face when he had a nightmare.

A terrible, abominable laugh: “IT’S ALL PART OF THE SHOW!” Then she went back to sleep.

In the middle of the night, my girlfriend sat on the edge of the bed, grabbed her head and blurted out, “These damn needles come from me.”

At night, my girlfriend got up to go to the bathroom, but when she came back, I said, “This will follow you.” And she went back to sleep.

I entered the room at night and was about to turn off the light. My boyfriend turned over (he was probably already asleep) and blurted out, “Don’t turn off the light!” Me, why?” He: “So they don’t see anything!” Very scared that someone might be in the room, I asked, “Who?” Him: “The spiders”. Me: “But why leave the light on for them?” He: “To read”. This incident happened over a month ago and since then I feel a little uncomfortable.

“Wild girls everywhere,” my other half said in her sleep.

I once laughed at something in a dream, which scared my girlfriend. Then she woke me up and asked me why I was laughing. As I woke up, I kept saying, “Little purple men, little purple men.” That scared her even more. In my dream there were people with strange skin colors and peculiar clothes and at that moment to me there was nothing more ridiculous than a little purple man in a turquoise suit, next to a little turquoise man in a purple jacket. It was difficult to explain when I regained consciousness.

My girlfriend told me completely calmly: “We are going to do a lobotomy, but only through the temple”.

Once in a dream I said: “There are many Asians here.” I am Asian.

In the middle of the night, my boyfriend said something incomprehensible, I asked him again and he said: “Don’t pay attention to that”. Then there was an ominous laugh, which I heard from him for the first time in my life. I confess that I was very scared.

My girlfriend (now wife) slept with me in the same room, which was tropically hot in the middle of winter. So we always opened the windows to pass the nights. Once, in the middle of one of them, my girlfriend started kissing me saying: “Darling, darling”. Startled, I woke up and asked what had happened. She, crying, suffocated, replied: “Someone is at the door”. I began to prepare to fight the violators of our peace: I quickly looked around the room and began to think about how to make an improvised weapon. Finally, my eyes adjusted to the darkness and I realized that there was really no one at the door. And that’s what I told my girlfriend, adding that this was all just a dream. In response, she just let out an awkward laugh. The next morning, he couldn’t remember what had happened.

I was once quite annoyed by a neighbor who woke up in the middle of the night with a wild cry: “But where is the head, where is the head?”

My wife in a dream: “Are you listening? The dog is barking”.
Me: “We don’t have a dog.”
Her: “How not? We do! And now he’s barking in the kitchen.”
Me: “Okay…”
Wife: “Go over there and see who he’s barking at.”
After debating whether or not we have a dog, I headed to the kitchen. Upon returning, my wife asked, “Where are you coming from?”
Me: “From the kitchen. To see the dog.”
Her: “But… we don’t have any dogs…”

I often talk in my sleep and the best thing I’ve ever said in that state was, “NO! None of them have a head!”

My partner, in the middle of the night, stood at the edge of the bed and said, “They’re here,” and then he lay down and fell into a deep sleep.

My wife doesn’t talk in her sleep. However, recently I woke up and she was sitting up in bed, looking directly at me as if a “paranormal phenomenon” was happening. I was terrified, but she didn’t remember anything.

My girlfriend once had a nightmare, so she screamed with all her might right in my face. Naturally, I woke up with adrenaline in my blood passing through the clouds, stroked her hair and whispered that everything would be fine. The next morning, she thanked me.

My girlfriend: “Shh, quiet! She can hear us.”
Me: “Who?”
My girlfriend: “A woman who lives here. Shh, she’s walking down the hall.”

At night I wanted to go to the toilet. When I got up, my boyfriend said, “You shouldn’t go there.” I thought he had woken up and asked: “And why?” He sat on the bed, widened his eyes and replied: “SHE is there”. And then he fell into bed and immediately fell asleep. But I, after that, didn’t sleep the whole night.

My roommate said around 4 am, “Do you write to demons?” Then he gave a strange laugh, followed by a sentence: “You are a friend of the demons!”.

My son came into my room while I was sleeping. Then he told me that at this point I was saying that we had to decapitate them and return them to the lab.

My boyfriend abruptly got up from the bed and shouted in a strange voice: “They want to take my peeeeeee!”. Then he laughed and fell asleep.

During the night, I screamed at my boyfriend right in his face, “Johnny, my hands were stolen!” So I turned over and immediately fell asleep.

My girlfriend got about two inches from my face and said with hysterical laughter, “Two people sleep in one residence!” This was our first night together.

At night, my boyfriend took me by the hand and said: “You will not be able to leave here, you are another victim and you will die, but it is wonderful that we are married, because you have insurance”.

And you, do you talk in your sleep? Perhaps you’ve heard funny or scary “sleepy pearls” from your partner or children? Share with us in the comments.