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After seeing this publication, you will understand that bar owners are real advertising gurus.
We’ve all probably seen it, blackboards on the doorsteps of bars and cafes. They are used to attract the attention of visitors and, many times, end up becoming true advertising pieces, with jokes, puns, curiosities or simply, to form original sayings: good food and great drinks.
February 6th is bartender day. And, to celebrate now, the awesome.club behind some of those ads that will make you want to come in and have a drink.
Vodka is made from potatoes. Potato is vegetable. And vegetables are healthy!
Crabity (crab gravity)
for a winery – Excellent.
The Soup of the Day: The Tears of Our Enemies. (But we also have black bean soup).
Alcohol is man’s worst enemy. But the Bible tells us, “Love your enemies.” Frank Sinatra.
A coffee, 2 euros. A coffee, please, 1.8 euros!
FREE WiFi. Excellent beer.
The gods of advertising.
We don’t have WiFi. Talk amongst yourselves!
Alcohol. Because no great story started with someone eating a salad.
Café Karma: We don’t have a menu. They will serve you what you deserve.
Drink here! Because I put LSD in one of the bottles, but I forgot what it was.
In a restaurant specializing in lobsters.
No falafel. No pizza. No fries.
But we have tasty Mexican food.
The boss asked to write something different. So I did.
Ass. a loose Starbucks employee.
Our coffee is an experience that this slate cannot convey.
Special offer: two drinks for the price of two drinks.
“Believe me: you can dance”. Vodka.
Slow service, dirty glasses, horrible food, rude employees. English humour. Try it.
Free beer. Topless employees. Fake advertisement.
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