60 funny memes to make you laugh

What is one bad person, or two, for 130 million Brazilians who love me?

Suzana Vieira

At my wake, please someone get up and yell “she didn’t like half of you”, thank you!

That phase between youth and adulthood when you spend 30 reais on a snack but cry for 2 reais to buy a new sponge.

It’s that saying: what are we going to do?

Inês Brazil

I still haven’t forgiven Noah for putting that couple of mosquitoes in the ark.

If you see a person who has just woken up, sitting quietly looking at nothing, respect it. It’s her waiting for the soul to return to the body.

Be a piranha but don’t forget your studies, be a trained piranha.

Tati Quebra Barraco

Mom, remember when you asked me to download that movie for you? So… I’m stuck.

You know that textão you ignored? He grew up and became ENEM newsroom.

I don’t have the patience for someone just starting out.

Suzana Vieira

Your message has been successfully viewed, ignored, humiliated and forgotten.

If I knew that I had to study, work and get up early, I would have given my place to another sperm.

Berenice, hold on, we’re going to crash.

Leila Lopes

I forgot to post on Facebook that I was at the gym… I went to the gym for nothing.

Do you really like carrot cake or do you just eat it for the chocolate frosting?

Oh Gabi… Only those who lived know.

Andressa Urach

You thought I was going to call… So I never have credit.

So intimate with the hangover that I’m already calling it “Re”.

I am not able to comment.

Gloria Pires

You are the reason shampoo has instructions.

I could be killing or killing, but my GTA crashed.

I don’t like cold or heat, 0 degrees is perfect for me.

Angela Bismarchi

It’s not because you denied me that toddynho in third grade on a sunny Monday at break time on June 8, 2007 that I got mad at you.

One day you’re young and the next you’re already wanting to leave the club at 1 am.

lol beloved???

Belem Fafa

I’ve already received and paid all my bills, now I just enjoy the month with my budget of 2 reais.

The young man’s problem is that he thinks he can buy everything on credit and that he will find a way to pay next month.

Raise your head, princess… If not, the crown will fall.

Jessica Mueller

Then the person wants to make me a clown… So I, the owner of the circus.

Talk to the face, you massage the back.

A fear? Get off a motorcycle and get pissed off.

ludmilla

I speak some truths and then I put the KKKK to lighten up.

If you don’t look ugly when you open your cell phone’s front camera, you are privileged indeed!

Is this micão you’re paying on credit or debit?

Girls In The House

Playing my life like a guitar, I don’t know how to play the guitar.

Sadness is seeing a child with a better cell phone than yours.

Today is rock day, baby.

Christiane Torloni

I once tried to go on a diet… It was the worst minutes of my life.

Monalisa is the first icon of debauchery in history and you thinking that is a smile.

Sometimes in the silence of dawn I keep imagining the meeting of the white and the egg inside the cake.

Fernando Rocha

Friendship is a bunch of lost people who think they have the right to give each other advice.

I have a vision problem because I can’t wait to get rich.

I’m coming with the soda, guys!

Neymar Jr.

My goal for this year is to meet the goals I didn’t meet last year that I should have done the year before.

I’m in love, I hope this comes out in the bath.

Jorginho, lend me twelve.

Mc Carol

Sorry to bother you with my desire to give you love and affection.

I just want to see when I die and have to explain my tweets to God.

So I wanted God to have mercy.

Curitiba drunk

Thinking about doing something that completely escapes my personality (leaving home).

Excuse me, could you be less obnoxious? Hating you is hindering my spiritual evolution.

It’s a record!

Marijuana Barbie

I just wanted one fuck: millionaire transaction on my account.

What’s the point of having a child if I can be a pet mother.

Ahem, Claudia, sit there.

Xuxa Meneghel

If every time I thought about you, a little piece of me disappeared… Oops, where am I?

Just seeing a photo of a mouth with gloss, my hair already sticks together.

Courage, huh? You have to have courage.

Nicole Bahls

Everything was easier when I went to school to draw 2 mountains and 1 sun.

Attention diabetics, the sweetie has arrived.