55 funny Valentine’s Day phrases to laugh with your bae

I gave up the serious relationship with you. Our bid is a relationship full of grace. Happy Valentine’s Day, reason for my weak laugh!

Caroline Oliveira

The worst thing is not being single on Valentine’s Day, but dating someone who says this is a made-up capitalist date.

My love, I forgot the gift this year. Do you accept my heart as proof of my love?

When you find true love, it becomes impossible to forget about Valentine’s Day, because he never leaves.

Date someone who makes you feel like a princess every day, not just on Valentine’s Day!

Today is Valentine’s Day and you are lucky that your greatest gift is having me in your life, you beautiful. I love you and forgive you for forgetting the present!

Happy Valentine’s day, my love! Your gift is to spend your whole life with me.

Let’s live our love because the rest is very difficult, my love. Happy Valentine’s Day!

Your love makes me fly and I know that if I fall, you’ll be by my side to laugh at me. Happy Valentine’s Day!

Let’s do our favorite thing this Valentine’s Day: cuddle together doing nothing!

Why leave the house and spend stress if we can watch a movie and stay in love at home?

Let it be clear, I’m your girlfriend this Valentine’s Day, right?

Enjoy Valentine’s Day. It would be even better if you would agree to be my girlfriend and let me do lots of romantic things with you!

The most romantic date of the year also needs a little naughtiness. So, do you like it?!

For you, I’m easy on Valentine’s Day and any other date!

Happy our day, my love! My gift will be for you to kiss my mouth for all of our lives.

At last I’ll know what it’s like to spend Valentine’s Day dating. I was tired of not knowing what it felt like. Happy our day!

My love, I’ve already chosen the outfit for Valentine’s Day, but I think you’ll enjoy taking it off better!

How to celebrate Valentine’s Day on just one date, if we have our whole lives to enjoy together, my dear? Come present!

Caroline Oliveira

My heart is wondering if you want to make it home. Happy Valentine’s Day!

My love, you are so beautiful that you look like those doors of rich people’s houses. Happy Valentine’s Day!

Cupid hit my heart with the arrow of eternal love, I hope he has good aim and hit yours too. Happy Valentine’s Day!

When you think about what’s best for you, I hope my face comes to your mind. Happy Valentine’s Day!

What are we having for dinner today, my love? After all, to celebrate Valentine’s Day, dessert will be our love!

I don’t know how many degrees it is now, but at night it will be hot with our love. Happy Valentine’s Day!

Valentine’s Day and I sent my resume to several boyfriend vacancies because I just want a love to call my own.

No need to worry about tonight ’cause the only thing I need is you! Happy Valentine’s Day!

On Valentine’s Day, I want a gift yes. I haven’t been single all this time to let this date go unnoticed.

Valentine’s Day is the date you discover that your contatinhos are dating.

Before I thought: “I’d rather be single than have a love that only lasts the month of Valentine’s Day”. Today I realized that there are more dates in the year to receive gifts from you and that’s why we’re dating, honey!

I’m crazy about you and my only remedy is our love. As cheesy as Happy Valentine’s Day wishes are our relationship! I love you.

I want a love to spend Valentine’s Day, but that doesn’t leave when the day is over.

Another year that my cupid loses his timing and leaves me alone on Valentine’s Day!

I’m going to spend Valentine’s Day in the best company: my duvet and a movie so I don’t feel alone.

I don’t date, but I sent myself a bouquet of flowers so people would think so.

I rent a boyfriend on Valentine’s Day and pay with my company so we don’t spend the day alone.

I’m already needy, but on Valentine’s Day, my neediness gets the size of Everest.

I didn’t buy roses because I want to give you a gift that lasts as long as our love lasts, so I bought a cactus.

I know we started dating yesterday, but you are already the love of my life. Happy Valentine’s Day.

Bought a full body pillow to pretend to be my boyfriend on Valentine’s Day!

Do you know what’s wrong with you? Not wanting to be my good!

Passion is the icing, but love is the whole cake.

You are like Google: everything I look for, I find in you.

You are equal to chocolate, bacon and cheese. It makes everything taste better.

I want to kidnap your heart, take your thoughts hostage, and even ask for a kiss as a ransom.

If loving is wrong, my biggest flaw is being in love with you.

Girl, you’re not the Girl from Ipanema, but you’re the most beautiful and graceful thing I’ve ever seen.

Valentine’s Day is coming… Someone has little time to fall in love with me.

True love is when he pauses a game to kiss me.

Date me, I’ll buy you snacks.

There’s an emptiness in my heart and you believe it has your measurements. Do you want to come in and take your place in it?

Do you want to know who I’m in love with? Look at the first word of that sentence.

I don’t need to activate my location. Everyone knows I’m in yours.

My weak spot has a name, address and a beautiful smile.

I found someone who looks at me the same way they look at a chocolate cake.