50 status mockery phrases that will sting your contacts

I just want peace so I don’t have to explain things to people who should know more than I do.

Life is too short to pretend I like people I don’t give a shit about.

If you want to give me a really good gift, give me your silence.

He wanted to take me down, so I already live my whole life lying down.

Some people have such a heavy energy that they look like Harry Potter Dementors when they are around.

If I were rich, I would be unbearable. Just post photo traveling and make everyone jealous. In the meantime, I’m here accumulating a wealth of small talk I overhear.

Sorry if I laugh too much, but it’s my way of not saying everything I think to people.

You’re not the sun for the whole world to revolve around you, baby.

How beautiful your cry, not a tear falls and you can see that you don’t have any feelings.

He says he doesn’t like me, but he keeps trying to look like me. Finally, hypocrisy.

There are people who are not worth the free candy we get at the restaurant.

God forbid I have to put up with certain people until I’m old. I just want to have by my side who won’t bother me.

Some people’s envy speaks so loudly that I can’t hear anything else around me.

My dream is to be those old women who don’t care and speak their mind 100% of the time.

Debauched, me? Magic! I only treat you the way you deserve, baby.

Please get away from me because I can’t stand the smell of your falsehood.

For me to miss you, you need to understand that I should care about you and I don’t.

The problem with people who say they have a temper is that, in fact, they are rude to everyone and think they get away with saying that the problem was born with them.

Hoping for the day that we will be able to block some people’s voice from our ears.

Life is bitter for everyone, not just you, my precious stone.

If it’s hard for you, imagine for me that I have to put up with you complaining.

God forbid I be these ugly people inside and out and think I’m the most amazing person in the world.

I’m going to pretend I didn’t see the hint you sent to see if you realize you’re just embarrassing yourself.

It’s not my fault you can’t understand a person as intelligent as I am.

There are days when we just want peace, right? The peace of having a millionaire bank account.

If I’m ignoring you, you don’t have to come here on my profile to get my attention.

This profile is not open to chatting with people with dumb opinions. Thanks for the attention.

It’s hard to carry on a conversation with people who can’t maintain a line of reasoning that makes sense.

If you know how to be cold, I know how to be Frozen itself.

What if we all die and are in purgatory being forced to live with our own demons?

You take care of my life so much that it’s no wonder yours is such a mess.

The worst waste of time is with people who pretend to be interested.

It’s a pity I can’t make up for the time I wasted by your side.

Any Virgos online to come and organize my life? Because I already gave up.

I even try to be polite and contain my debauchery, but my face doesn’t respect me!

There are people who are more unwanted than Monday and still find themselves.

If you don’t know where to go, I have some really good ones to show you. I just don’t know if you’ll like it.

If you like taking care of my life that much, how about paying my bills too?

The best revenge is oblivion… But, after all, who are you?

There’s no way for us to guess, but I believe life would be better if you didn’t piss me off.

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste.

When he needs help, he appears, it’s very fast, but when it’s time to help, he arrives and runs away.

There are people we are pleased to see leaving our lives. Unfortunately, I can’t thank you enough for this grace to disappear from my life.

Sorry for the intensity, it’s just that I only have this life and I don’t know how long. No time!

How about a nice cup of “mind your own business”?

I’ll send you a ticket so you can reward me for making me listen to you talk about your life for so long.

It’s not that I don’t like people, I just don’t like specific people.

I’ll write your opinion down here, in my “I don’t care” notebook.

So you mean to tell me that a stress ball is not for throwing people who stress you out?

I use debauchery because using the truth can be too heavy.