50 single quotes for you who want to enjoy life alone

I’m tired of being alone, that’s why I’m single!

No, I’m not single. I’m in a long distance relationship because my boyfriend lives in the future.

Tati Bernardi

There’s crazy for everything. Less to date me!

In this circus called single life, there is a lot of clown and little magic.

My love life is more still than dengue water.

Prince Charming on horseback? This one is coming from a donkey!

Marital status: too sedentary to run after someone.

If I already got dumped? Better ask if I already got a yes!

Looking for a cupid who is a sniper.

My boyfriend is like money: I don’t have it.