50 ironic love phrases that will help you send your message

The day someone runs after me is definitely a robbery.

It is currently easier to win at Mega-Sena than to find true love.

Fernanda R. Silva

If you could choose between finding the love of your life and winning an all-expense-paid trip to Europe, would you choose Italy or Switzerland?

I think the declarations of love on Facebook and the horns on WhatsApp are beautiful.

“No one will ever love you like I do.” I pray to this every day, creature!

Statistically, eternal love lasts about 3 months.

I had a love accident, but I’m alive. I just broke my face.

It wasn’t love, it was fake news.

The heart should have the options to delete contact, block user and clear history.

Your half of the orange is squeezing with others.

I felt a pain deep in my chest. I hope it’s a heart attack, because just imagine if it’s love.

I find it funny how some people manage to find true love 5 times a year.

Fernanda R. Silva

It wraps me up so much that I just need to pass the sprinkles.

How would you rate your love life? Noticed.

Irony is the love of my life spending my life next to someone else.

Please, love of my life, be polite: introduce yourself.

Some people think they’ve found Prince Charming, little do they know it’s just the frog in disguise.

Fernanda R. Silva

First charm. Then disenchantment. Finally, to each their own.

Peter Gabriel

A life summed up in: I was into it, but I got sick in 3 days.

Life has three geometric accidents: vicious circles, love triangles and square minds.

Love doesn’t charge you all the time, the name of it is bank.

Fall in love with someone who kisses you slowly but responds quickly.

In the absence of love, another beer, please.

Whoever likes crumbs is a pigeon.

For those who own the castle, Prince Charming is just another visit.

Feelings are also overcooked when we overcook.

For an app that lets us know if it’s love, initial excitement, or a trap.

Respect me that in my thoughts I am the love of your life.

When the dish is very disputed, we leave it to those who are hungry.

I can’t even find the end of the tape, imagine the love of my life.

I hope it rains love. There are a lot of dry people out there.

The difference between a romantic relationship and prison is that in prison they let you play football on weekends.

Obviously it was your fault. You hugged me with those strong, luscious, fragrant arms. It took the fun out of everyone else.

I don’t want anyone. But if you want it, I want it.

Marcia Fellipe and Jerry Smith

Everything I like is expensive, fattening, or viewing and unresponsive.

Love is blind, but neighbors are not.

I don’t know about you, but if you were me, you’d date me.

Either you want it or you don’t. Staying in the preserve, only olives can handle it.

Don’t waste time looking for your half, you’re not an orange!

Fernanda R. Silva

Love is like gasoline: it’s expensive, it runs out fast, and it can be replaced by alcohol.

Let’s love the next one, because the previous one we know didn’t work out.

I learned what was right from the wrong person.

urban Legion

Love is blind, because you don’t see me at all.

Even my cell phone battery lasts longer than the undying love of certain people.

Love? No, thank you. I prefer vodka.

Do you know what’s wrong with you? Not wanting to be my good!

Write on your hand the name of the person you like. Close your hand. Count to 10. Open your hand. The name of the person you like will appear!

I breathe jealousy, I breathe irony.

I think true love is beautiful, but I prefer a brigadeiro pot!

Fernanda R. Silva

Love is a mixture of beauty and patience. If it works, great, if not, patience.