50 funny solitaire phrases to laugh at everything that drives you crazy

My solitaire stock is always at a minimum and it is impossible to refill it!

It doesn’t take much to make me lose patience. Just don’t do what I told you to do.

I’ve been a little out of patience for a long time, you know, since I was born.

Whoever thinks I have patience is because they never spent more than 5 minutes by my side.

I tried to be patient, but when I found out that you have to wait for that, I realized that I would never be able to conquer her.

My patience decided to leave and did not tell me when it would return. So be careful.

The most evolved people are those who don’t lose their patience for a little thing. So it’s not me.

My patience has been tested and proven that it doesn’t exist.

Whoever wants to give me a gift, give me patience because I’m in need instead of strength, and I’m not finding it anywhere.

I’m sure my patience never existed because my mother always complains that I can’t wait for anything since I was a baby.

My dream is that patience would be possible to charge in the same cell phone socket.

I can never tell if it’s anxiety or lack of patience, but maybe… both.

My patience is shorter than the courtship of some people who start a relationship today and a month later are already with someone else.

I tried to have a relationship with Patience, but I realized she ran off with another a long time ago.

I walk so alone that not even patience wants to accompany me anymore.

It’s not that I’m stressed, it’s that my patience decided to take a 20-year vacation.

When I’m frowning, ignore me because I’m out of patience for conversation.

I hope people understand that my squint means hunger, or I’m not well, or I don’t have the patience to talk.

If I ever had patience, it’s been so long I don’t even remember.

I’m calm. It’s the people who don’t understand my calmly stressed way of talking.

If you need a little patience to conquer things, I already know I couldn’t because I don’t have the patience.

I have a little patience, too bad it’s like my cell phone battery: it runs out fast.

Exercise for patience doesn’t exist because everything makes mine run out immediately.

“Today I’m not good nor with patience”, she said since she was born.

I have patience, but she doesn’t really like to show up because she’s shy.

My patience is shorter than the money in my account at the end of the month.

I don’t have the patience to wait, I want yesterday’s things before yesterday.

What patience what! I am made up of 50% hate and 50% anger.

I’m polite, I just don’t have the patience to show that side of me.

Slow people make me bring out my darkest side, which has zero patience.

Taking a deep breath and waiting for patience to come through the air. It happens!

Look, it’s every situation to test my patience that I don’t have to tell you.

I look full on the outside, but if someone says one more stupid thing to me… Run!

Patience has a limit, mine, for example, has been extrapolated a long time ago, with the right to interest.

That’s my secret: I’m always out of patience.

Patience is so weak that anything it throws itself on the floor and disappears so as not to commit.

I don’t have the patience to wait for life to work out, so I’m living in the wrong.

Holy patience, bless me because it’s not easy and alone I can’t handle it, no.

I’m so intolerable that I’ve lost patience with myself and haven’t found it anymore.

To talk to me, you have to be very patient. I disappear and appear, out of nowhere.

I wish I had more patience, but I just feel angry and want to go around cursing everyone who stresses me out.

Patience is everything… Everything I don’t have!

Education, I have. What I don’t have is patience.

I don’t have the patience to be patient.

According to the clock of my patience, it’s past time for you to disappear from my life.

When my patience is gone, you better go too.

My second name is Patience… and my first is Sem!

God, give me patience because if you give me strength, I will kill.

If I was patient, I don’t remember.

Hope is the last to die and my patience is the first.