45 funny phrases for friends that will make them laugh

A friend like you can’t be found anywhere, he has to look for the worst!

Caroline Stemniak

It looks like a madhouse, but it’s just my friends gathered!

When me and my friend are together, we’re either drunk, or we’re in the process of making out.

We divide novels, but they don’t multiply… This group was never really good at math!

Friendship level: arrives at a friend’s house, grabs the beer from the fridge, takes off your shoes and sits on the couch with the remote in your hand.

There are people that when they call us by name, it even makes you want to change your name! You understand me, right?

Caroline Stemniak

Good friendship is the one that gets into trouble with you and, if it goes bad, still keeps a secret.

I just don’t like being made a fool… But no need, God made me like that.

Caroline Stemniak

There are days that feel like nights and nights that feel like afternoons. #philosophied

Every day I spend by your side is a wasted day… But I still spend it!

It’s no use saying that the blow is there if you fall for everyone!

Caroline Stemniak

On a sunny day we were rooting for the rain, on a rainy day we were rooting for the sun… The weather forecast guy could very well profit from us, guys!

Caroline Stemniak

I like the kind of friendship where you both leave each other in a vacuum and the friendship stays the same.

This heart of mine can’t take much, no. But God puts every obstacle, that even looks like I’m an athlete!

Caroline Stemniak

Then your friend says something stupid and starts laughing. You don’t understand, but you laugh at his laugh. He laughs at his laugh and you laugh even more. Eternal laughs.

There are times when we have to think a lot to not make a fool of ourselves. But if you think, and still do something stupid, then it’s really silly!

Caroline Stemniak

Day after day, I realize more and more that I was born to be an heiress… God, unfortunately, disagreed and made me poor!

Caroline Stemniak

Our best shield against the evil in the world is our friendship! It’s no Captain America shield, but it’s worth a lot too.

Caroline Stemniak

I’m out of time for things, I’m so tired… (Said the friend after doing absolutely nothing).

Caroline Stemniak

If I’m a butterfly, I skipped the metamorphosis phase and stayed on the caterpillar!

Friends, I have something to confess to you… I came out hot!

A friendship like yours makes me believe in bad luck. But I love you, baby!

If I didn’t throw a stone at the cross, it was because I nailed it. Oh, hard life!

You realize you’re getting old when, instead of asking you for a drink, your friends ask you to go for a walk.

If the fatigue is psychological, our psychological is weak!

Caroline Stemniak

Guys, let’s get that discouraged face! If it’s bad for you, imagine for me, I’m the poorest of the group…

Caroline Stemniak

Guys, is it difficult for you? Because here for me, it’s bordering on the impossible!

I spread good energies, but it’s not coming back to me, no… Help me, universe!

My friend and I are so similar that even my mother confuses us.

Sometimes we laugh so we don’t cry… And it has to be like that, the world’s water is running out!

Caroline Stemniak

I like my friends because they are not crazy like me, they are worse!

The greatest proof of friendship there is is to put up with a passionate friend.

Real friendship is when you go to the person’s house and the wi-fi connects automatically.

I thank God for giving me a group of friends like this. If I had given two, I wouldn’t have been able to handle it.

Caroline Stemniak

At least I’m pretty. No, wait… At least I’m rich. No, wait… At least I’m… Nice?

Prayer of friendship: may the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of those who spoil your day and may their arms be too short to scratch.

More difficult than putting up with a passionate friend is putting up with an idle friend!

Of friendship I understand, but of a crazy friend I understand much more!

You are friends to keep on the left side of your chest… But only if for some reason your heart is on the right.

Caroline Stemniak

With one glass we are friends, but with two we are brothers!

When we’re together and our madness hits, it’s better to get out of the way!

Modern friendship is made up of two people who have no idea what they’re doing in life, but still advise each other.

Modern friendship is made up of two female friends who get together to complain about adulthood!

It’s nice to have a good laugh! I cause even when I don’t want to… Am I funny or am I a joke to you?

Caroline Stemniak

God created the distance because if I lived close to certain friends, I would be arrested.