42 funny New Year phrases to amuse people around you

At the end of the year, I remember the important things in life: vacations and thirteenth.

Happy New Year and prosperous new debt!

I hope your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions!

There are people who jump seven waves in the New Year, the sea pulls as an offering!

The year is ending and the only thing that has moved forward so far is my belly!

The New Year is coming and I still don’t know what color of clothes to lose fat and gain mass in 2022!

May you never lack love… And if you lack, you know where to find me. Happy New Year!

Dear friend, if you are happy, I am happy. If you’re sad, I’m sad. So in 2022 please get rich!

Santa Claus forgot my Christmas present, but the government will not forget the New Year’s gifts: IPTU, IPVA…

Attention good things: they can start happening now, OK?

New Year is coming and along with the fireworks, I want many things to explode!

Remember that on January 1st you have to delay the scales by 5kg!

In 2023 I fix my life, 2022 is already very high…

The year is already ending and I still haven’t taken off my Carnival clothes, I haven’t stopped eating Easter chocolate and I haven’t even found a boyfriend yet. Time, how cruel you are!

On this date, I wanted to send you something funny, amazing, sexy, sweet and very interesting. But, I’m sorry, I don’t go through the screen. Happy New Year!

I already have plans for 2022 and to accomplish everything, I just need to win in the mega of the turnaround!

My situation is so bad, I’m hoping it will rain on New Year’s, to save on fireworks!

I’m tired of being boring, in 2022 I’m going to be unbearable!

May the fun be greater and the bills smaller this year!

May in the next year you find happiness, health, love, money, peace and everything you need. And what you can’t find… Google it!

I want to spend New Year’s with my boyfriend. Can anyone recommend a boyfriend for me?

Goal for 2022: enroll my cupid in an archery school!

If I win the New Year’s Mega-Sena, I’ll share it with you… the joy!

The holidays pass… the burden and debts remain.

Whether I cried or smiled… the important thing is that in 2021 I drank!

I’m going to buy a truck! Everyone’s saying it’s going to be a year of change, I’m going to get rich doing shipping.

I wanted to spend the New Year in Paris like last year… Last year I didn’t go either, but I also wanted to!

Does anyone know how long it takes for those who wore yellow on New Year’s to get rich?

If it rained happiness, I would wish you a storm. Happy New Year!

Guess who’s spending the New Year single… That’s right, you! Because I have my girlfriend.

Trying to get on your 2022 goals list!

May in 2022 my financial condition be in tune with my madam soul.

What makes you fat isn’t what you eat between Christmas and New Years… It’s what you eat between New Years and Christmas!

Fitness project 2021 rescheduled for 2022!

I don’t want to start 2022 fighting with anyone. So if you have a problem with me… solve it!

Looking for a beach house to spend the New Year, with a maximum value of 5 reais.

January: “this will be my year”. July: “Oh my God, what’s going on?”

What color panties do I have to wear on New Year’s to be less of a slob next year?

If you haven’t received a Happy New Year message from your crush, I’m sorry to tell you… but you’re not your crush’s crush!

My goal for 2022 is to meet the 2021 goals that should have been met in 2020!

The year is new, but the mistakes are always the same.

Everyone saying they’re going to spend the New Year in such a color of clothes… And if I want to go naked, what does it mean?

“Life is all about choices”. Funny that in 2021 I chose to be rich and so far nothing.