40 funny rain quotes to laugh as the water falls

The rain seems to be the worker’s enemy because it always falls when leaving work.

When I have to leave the house on a rainy day, I never know if it’s raining or if I’m the one crying. It’s water everywhere.

Everyone knows that rain is good for sleeping. So when I have to work, I don’t like the rain.

The rain doesn’t fall silently, it falls scaring everyone with thunder that seems like the end of the world. There is no appliance left in the socket.

An Olympic sport not yet legitimized: on rainy days, running to take the clothes off the line in less time.

Caroline Oliveira

The rain falls, the internet drops, the energy drops, minus the desire to do something outside.

São Pedro washes the Calçada do Céu and it is the people who suffer for not having a decent drain there.

When it is said that human beings are dissatisfied, it is true. We complain about the rain, but complain even more when it doesn’t rain for a long time. What we like is to complain.

Slutty is raining on the weekend and spoiling plans to enjoy outdoors.

I would like to be poor for just one day because they are all too much. When it rains, I just want to be rich so I don’t have to take the bus.

I always carry an umbrella. The day I forget, it rains.

I find it amazing that the weather forecast never gets it right and it always rains when I’m not prepared.

Just don’t get wet in the rain if you’re driving.

What a beautiful rainy day to stay at home, too bad I’m poor and have to work.

The sun is gone. I think the rain kidnapped him.

Humiliation is running out to take your clothes off the line on a rainy day.

Who loves rain is because they can stay at home doing nothing.

Walking in flip-flops in the rain can even save your other shoes from getting wet, but it only serves to dirty your entire leg by splashing water with wet dirt behind you.

At least the rain takes away the pain of not having you here to caress me.

Rain in the cold is the perfect combination to make me sad about having a job.

When it’s raining and I don’t have a window at work, just look at Instagram and everyone has already acted like a meteorologist posting the weather.

Only rain falls from the sky on the day when there is an important appointment and it still falls on the day you wish it was sunny.

If it rained in my garden, I wouldn’t complain, no, huh!

I value the rain, it fills the rivers and gives us water to make beer or good coffee.

If it rains a little, it doesn’t matter. If it rains a lot, it spoils everything. Rain, please be like me, stay average.

I like the rain, I don’t like the storm, it seems like the apocalypse has arrived.

Who stays in the rain, gets wet. There’s no way to escape, as well as the longing I miss the hot days.

Rain is an invention of capitalism to sell umbrellas made to protect straighteners. After all, it can wet the whole body, except the hair.

Caroline Oliveira

Rain, calm my heart and don’t scare me with your thunder, amen!

I walk in the rain to pretend the water on my face isn’t crying.

The rain is free for now, but the way things are, they’re going to start charging even to make it fall.

I love who is happy when it rains because it shows that the person is deluded and is content with anything.

My internet that warns me it’s going to rain when it falls.

To trick the rain, I always carry an umbrella hidden in my bag.

The rain falls when it wants to, not when I want to, it’s amazing.

It could rain every Sunday to match the mood of melancholy at the end of the weekend.

Summer rain only comes to make the hair stand on end and raise the temperature.

It can rain and you can’t complain because she washes the sidewalks for free.

When it rains and winds, we are already sad because we will have to clean the house when the sun comes out.

Poor rain! Never takes credit for bringing the rainbow.