40 funny insomnia quotes to have fun since sleep does not come

Losing sleep doesn’t have an advantage. The less you sleep, the more time you can spend focusing on your paranoia.

God had so much to give me and decided to give me insomnia? Let’s discuss relationship, sir.

To avoid insomnia, I’m staying awake right away.

Today I conquered insomnia, refused to open my eyes and pretended to be sleeping. Note 10 of interpretation!

Insomnia never comes alone, it is always accompanied by paranoia that only arises at dawn.

If you wake up at 7 am and can’t sleep anymore, that’s not insomnia. this is life telling you to work.

My dream is to be a productive person, but when insomnia sets in, I can only complain that I want to sleep.

Sono, I came to look for you, but it seems you decided to leave without telling me.

My insomnia is clever, it always appears when I’ve started to forget it exists.

If I could schedule my insomnia for days when I have to work a lot, I would.

Sleep didn’t come at night, but in the morning it will.

It’s a lot of sleep for little sleep.

It’s a lie that when we feel like we get something. I’m dying to sleep, but I can’t because insomnia won’t let me.

At dawn, I lose all the sleep I’ve felt all day.

I lie in bed and my sleep thinks: time to go and enjoy the night somewhere else.

My sleep and I never understand each other: one always wants the other to show up at the time he doesn’t feel like it.

If positive thinking worked, I’d be asleep already. I would just like to lie down and sleep, but my sleep doesn’t want to come when I want.

I’m not jealous of anyone, just people who don’t have insomnia and sleep anywhere.

I spend all day preparing myself to have the slightest chance of getting sleep.

Club of those who can’t sleep because the head never stops: 1 member.

I need to find a way to teach my brain that the dawn was made for sleep.

Insomnia is never good, especially when the culprit is sleeping and doesn’t talk to you.

In the next life, I don’t want any other gift, just that of sleeping easily.

Tonight my insomnia tricked me. She let me sleep only to wake me up at dawn and laugh in my face.

My sleep decided to take a walk and it seems that it has unlearned its way home.

While my sleep doesn’t come back, I keep trying not to think of anything that will make me stay awake.

I have more experience with not sleeping than falling asleep.

Sleep mode does not come with an off button.

Lucky for those who can sleep. I keep trying to no avail thanks to insomnia.

It takes me a long time to fall asleep, but when I sleep, it takes me even longer to wake up.

Going to sleep in hopes my sleep will decide the same thing as me.

Insomnia lasts all night and always comes when I have something important the other day.

Sorry for my smudged face, those dark circles under my eyes. It’s the beatings that insomnia gives me.

Caroline Oliveira

It’s so much dark circles after insomnia that not all makeup in the world can disguise. I can only say that make-up is good if it covers the blessed one!

My sleep sent me a message saying it won’t show up today and I should prepare myself now.

I spent a lot of money to have a wonderful bed and never get to sleep.

I’m going to open an association for everyone who has insomnia, so no one feels alone at dawn.

If I have another sleepless night, I’m going to tell my boss to change my work schedule, because I can’t do that anymore.

I dream of meeting someone who has insomnia on the same days as me.

The night was made for sleep, but my insomnia insists on wanting to prove me wrong.