40 funny indirect phrases to say what you think in a good mood

When I look away and see that my friends are crazy, I start to question my sanity too.

Friend who dates and stops going out with friends should return the card to our clubhouse.

Everyone has that friend who doesn’t understand anything, but who you still love and repeat everything to him. Who will be mine?

The friend who is always willing to drink beer is a friend we should keep by our side.

I should win the lottery just for having to put up with a friend in love.

I went for a walk in the bad way and found my friends there.

Lucky are my friends who showed me all their flaws and I continued to like them.

Friends, don’t date nice people if you’re going to break up with them because I can trade you.

I’m afraid my friends will realize that I’m not that nice and they’ll trade me for my brother.

I look for sincere friendships that agree to go to the bar and pay my bill.