40 funny cold quotes to read with a hot chocolate

It’s so cold I’m putting my hand on the fire for everyone.

Cold and single. That is bad luck!

Do you think it’s cold? It’s because you haven’t known my heart yet.

The cold is grinding your teeth, but I’m still covered in reason.

People who love a chill, I hate you!

God, close the freezer, because I’m already turning into a penguin!

The difference between winter and hell is only one letter.

I know you don’t shower in the cold. Me either!

Winter has come. Yay, snow! Then you remember that you live in Brazil.

If the cold is psychological… So, go out naked on the street!

Cold, take it easy, because the soul has already frozen!

For everyone who loves the cold, I wish you guys would spend the entire winter washing my dishes.

It seems that in winter all my socks plot against me and decide to puncture them.

Winter doesn’t like poor people! We don’t even know Neve toilet paper.

Winter is here, but don’t worry, with this cap, you won’t be cold.

I want a love that has high skills to wash dishes in winter.

God please burn the shower resistance of all those who say they love the cold.

In the cold, I look like a lemon popsicle: chopstick legs and sour heart.

The only thing I like about winter is that everyone gets fat in their coats.

It’s so cold that when I looked in the mirror, I mistook myself for a penguin.

Cold or hot, I’ll keep giving you ice.

Elsa, from Frozen, came to visit Brazil and forgot to leave.

Put on your coat, it’s too cold! – Don’t worry, I’m not even catching a cold.

Confess, every time winter arrives, you get the expectation: will it snow this year?

There are a lot of dragons who think they are the best because they can smoke out of their mouths in winter.

If someone asks my skin color: purple from the cold!

Winter, please freeze and drop the tongues of gossips!

The only difference between ice and my heart is that ice melts and my heart is harder than stone.

Do you like the cold? Each with their problems!

In winter, you always regret breaking up with your crush.

If I open my heart, winter is ashamed.

In winter I’m like a polar bear: I just want to eat and hibernate!

I love the cold, until winter comes.

So cold that if the ghost rider passed through here, even he would freeze.

Don’t ask me to be in a good mood in winter!

Winter is a free sample of my ex’s heart.

I’m ashamed, but I’m not cold! I’m going to leave the house in a sweatshirt, socks and flip-flops!

Watch out for the weather forecast: we’re all going to freeze to death!

Winter thinks it can defeat me. Soon I, who have the soul of the iceberg that sank the Titanic!

Winter is not a season, it’s a chilling story!