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40 funny carnival phrases for you to laugh with friends

People don’t get easier at Carnival, they get more objective.

At Carnival my costume will be the pajamas and my revelry will be under the sheet.

I spent the day of the kiss without kissing. I spent Carnival without celebrating. Easter without chocolate. Everything indicates that I will spend the day of the dead without dying.

It’s not a kiss that turns a frog into a prince… it’s vodka!

As far as I was concerned, I could combine the Carnival holiday with Easter and do everything in a single holiday, called carnapascoa.

He doesn’t pay what he owes, but he doesn’t miss a Carnival pad.

Life is not easy, but I am.

Do you know what my mother is going to dress up in this Carnival? From your mother-in-law.

I became an Uber, when will I pick you up?

It’s Carnival! Let’s kiss until Brazil gets better.

The sign I want to see at Carnival is “3 brass for 10 reais”.

Stay with God, because it won’t happen with me.

Better single on Valentine’s Day than dating on Carnival.

Carnival is over and now everyone is coming back with their ex to win an Easter egg.

A thousand will date by your side, ten thousand will marry on your right, but you will enjoy Carnival.

Behind the electric trio only those in front do not go.

This carnival I’m going to use you a lot… Netflix!

After spending all my money on beer at Carnival, now the way is to go get cans.

When I said that I calmed down, I didn’t remember Carnival.

Internet, bed, TV and full fridge. All ready for Carnival!

He ends the relationship because of Carnival, and spends the five days without picking anyone up.

Looking forward to Carnival, I’m going to sleep a lot.

Want a woman who fulfills all your fantasies? Marry a samba school seamstress!

If I ever become president, I will declare Carnival all year round.

What happens at Carnival, dies at Carnival.

I will love you from March to January because February is Carnival.

At Carnival I drink little, but the little I drink turns me into someone else, and that other person drinks a lot.

Liver: the hero of Carnival.

This Carnival I’m going to drink until I drop. Afterwards, I will continue to drink lying down.

If only ashes remained on Wednesday, it’s because at Carnival we send embers.

“I got over it until I see it again” notebook.

The bricklayer likes Carnival because he pulls the blocks.

This Carnival I’m going to the Netflix pad with the series marathon bands.

I don’t use fantasy, I just do.

Tip: if you stay drunk all the time, there’s no room for a hangover.

Carnival is the time when my friends show who they really are: crazy!

This Carnival, if you drive, don’t drink, but if you’re going to drink, call me!

The block “my mouth kissing yours” will be what day?

It doesn’t even have to be Carnival for me to be dressed as the love of your life.

Either carnival ends, or it ends with me.

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