30 phrases from Chaves for those who always wanted to live in the village

It was unintentionally…

The flying saucer has arrived!

The repentant dog returns, with its ears so full, with its gnawed bone and with its tail between its paws.

Nobody has patience with me!

One should not pray to catch a thief. One must pray that the thief will repent and become good!

It would have been better to go see Pele’s movie!

Oh, what an ass, give him zero!

I have never stolen and will never steal again!

All me! All me!

escaped me!

I’d rather die than lose my life!

This one is orange that looks like lemon, but tastes like tamarind.

Okay, but don’t get mad!

I’m going to plant a little carambola tree that will produce millions of carambolas. Then I sell the millions of carambolas and then I plant millions more carambolas and with the money I’ll live in a place where no one beats me.

Oh I get it and zaaz and then zaaz!

Donkey meat is not transparent.

Who eats everything and doesn’t share anything ends up with a swollen belly.

Mr Madruga, you are not going to die. They will kill you!

This, this, this, this!

Professor Sausage!

It’s much easier to support a donkey on sponge cake!

Do you know which animal eats with its tail? All, because they can’t take their tails off to eat.

Because you already owe me 14 months’ worth of messages.

Before becoming a beggar I prefer to ask for money on the street.

And how it is? It is like I said?

All because of that pair of crazy old women.

Pipipipipipipipipi…

Dear mother… My heart beats for you like an avocado pit!

But to have a mother, I would even settle for Quico’s mother.

Good night my friends. Good night, neighborhood! We promised to say goodbye without ever saying goodbye.