30 phrases for kiss-ass that will help you identify a sycophant

The opinion of an asshole is worth less than a dollar bill. Never trust a sycophant!

If the joke is unfunny, he doesn’t even disguise it, he is the first, he leads the chorus to laugh, he is the boss’s darling, he is protected, drool-egg.

Zeca Pagodinho

In front of you, the kiss-ass puts a smile on his face and laughs at you. However, just turn your back and he laughs at you and plans a way to bring you down.

The kiss-ass is like a zombie: he is always more dead than alive, he never has an opinion of his own and, at the first opportunity, drains your energy.

People work so hard and don’t get what they want. Whoever is pulling the bag is eating with a spoon.

Jackson do Pandeiro

For some people, it’s not enough to be a kiss-ass, you have to be a snitch too. They are sneaky snakes ready to pounce on you.

Always be wary of a pussycat, because he’s worse than a tick, as long as he doesn’t suck all your energies, he sticks and doesn’t let go.

The kiss-ass doesn’t have friends, he’s in relationships for convenience. It has no character, lives in masks. He doesn’t know how to run after his own dreams, he begs for crumbs.

That sucker is a rogue animal, he’s always on the tail of those who have money, famous singer and player, governor and even farmer.

Edney Ednan

When I was in Pindaíba, there was no one by my side. When things got better, the bag-kicks emerged like carrion. Get away from me, drool!

Watch out! Where there is success, there are assholes wanting to benefit from your work! The further away from these people, the better for you.

The bag-boy is like a parrot: he talks non-stop, however, he never has an opinion of his own, he only plays litanies.

Better to have ten enemies than one kiss-ass. With fake people, the world is full!

When you’re in a good phase, kiss-ass is like weed: it springs out of nowhere and curses your life.

If you don’t know how to accept constructive criticism, you need to learn to love assholes, as they are the only ones who will inflate your ego with lies.

Whoever likes baggies is a bag, I prefer honest people!

Watch out! Your money can buy kisses, but it will never buy true friendships. Prefer to cultivate good friends!

Anyone who needs kiss-ass reveals their inability to have self-confidence. But it’s better to learn from honest criticism than to wallow in lies.

Stay smart! Inside every kiss-ass there is a traitor waiting for the most opportune moment to take you down.

Here comes the string of the bag-pullers cheering their greatest, whoever is in front is passed behind. And the string of bag-pullers is getting longer and longer.

Angels from Hell

When the person is very kiss-ass you can be sure that he is also incompetent. Flattery does not guarantee quality and efficiency!

A kiss-ass’s words are like cheap jewelry: they look pretty, but they have a short shelf life.

The kiss-ass is like a vulture, the difference is that this one eats dead meat and that one, without you realizing it, is ready to pounce and eat you alive.

If flattery were a sin, the world would be full of sinners. Bags are everywhere. Lord, deliver me from the drooling eggs, amen!

As long as you keep listening to the assholes, you will remain stagnant in life. Be by the side of those who drive you to grow!

In my life, there is no more place for sycophants, this space is reserved especially for my dog, the only sincere kiss-ass I know.

Every word that comes out of the mouth of a kiss-ass is the eve of a sputum. When you least expect it, he spits on your plate and ruins your life.

I would love for there to be a mooring like: I scare the assholes in three days or your money back.

If you don’t recognize the assholes around you, then beware, the asshole might be you.

I’m going to find a place for kiss-ass, who suck-ass is getting along very well. What I want is to chat, I don’t want to work, or force anyone.

Jackson do Pandeiro