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30 phrases by Millôr Fernandes that guarantee good laughs

True friendship is the one that allows us to talk to our friend about all his faults and all our qualities.

Democracy is when I rule over you, dictatorship is when you rule over me.

Boring – Individual who is more interested in us than we are in him.

Long live Brazil, where the whole year is April 1st!

Money does not give happiness. But it pays all she spends.

If it tastes good, do it soon, tomorrow it may be illegal.

To err is human. Being caught red-handed is stupid.

No matter how violent the argument to the contrary, no matter how well formulated, I always have an answer that shuts anyone’s mouth: “You’re absolutely right.”

We must not resist temptations: they may not return.

Money doesn’t just talk, it makes a lot of people shut up.

If you always act with dignity, you may not improve the world, but one thing is for sure: there will be one less scoundrel on Earth.

Half of life is spoiled by parents. The other half for the children.

There are two things that no one forgives: our victories and our failures.

The worst is not dying. It’s not being able to scare away the flies.

The only difference between madness and mental health is that the former is much more common.

Money is not only easily foldable, it easily folds anyone.

All marriage without love results in love without marriage.

In general, when we find an open mind, we go in and see that it is empty.

Punctual is someone who has decided to wait too long.

Being poor is not a crime, but it helps a lot to get there.

It can be hard to find a needle in a haystack. But not barefoot.

The price of faithfulness is eternal vigilance.

The worst marriage is the one that works.

Poverty is not necessarily shameful. There is a lot of shameless poor.

This world is only boring on two occasions: in war and in peace.

It is because nobody likes to work that the world progresses.

Erudite is a guy who has more culture than he can fit into.

Freedom is a stray dog.

How admirable are people we don’t know well.

I suffer from “mimphobia”, I am afraid of myself and I face myself every day.

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