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30 funny brother quotes to make you laugh

I’m doing the math and this month it won’t work, I’ll have to sell my brother.

Because on Facebook or Instagram he says he loves his brother, but when they fight he says he was found in the trash.

Happy “either you give it to me, or I’ll tell mom you hit me” day.

Attention: study reveals that older brother is more handsome.

Not every animal is in the forest. My brother is at home.

Sibling love level: “be quiet you were found in the dump!”.

The biggest gossip there is is the little sister!

The younger brothers were born to be our doormats. Case closed.

Welcome, little brother! Prepare to suffer at my hands.

Sometimes I feel ugly, then I remember my brother and it passes.

Happy “mom, it wasn’t me, it was him” day.

My brother away from home seems the king of sympathy; already at home, he is the bad beast incarnate.

As the eldest brother, I have every right to piss off my younger brother.

I asked my mother for a puppy and my brother came. Before the dog…

I fight all day with my brother, but when we need to get together to manipulate the mother. In that case, we are the best duo!

Younger brother is for us to blame when making art.

A brother is like that: he even fights for the shavings on his mother’s cake.

Having a little brother is really good! After all, if it weren’t for him, who would do all my housework under threat?

We fight, but when it comes to hiding the mess, we’re a good team, right?

Having a brother is having to measure the food with a ruler when sharing.

My brother has the coolest sister in the world! Trust me, I know what I’m talking about: I’m the sister.

My brother is my partner in crime. Until we got caught, then he did it!

Dear Santa, you don’t have to bring anything, just take my brother inside your gift bag.

Having an older brother really helped me learn how to be a better person. When he does something good, I copy it, and when he does something bad, I’m the first to laugh and help clean up the mess.

People say my brother and I are alike. When it’s a compliment, he looks like me. When it’s not, I look like him.

Dear brother, you should be proud to have such a beautiful, cute and caring sister like me.

Sometimes people say they can’t distinguish between me and my sister. Here’s a hint: I’m the pretty one.

One of the most important responsibilities of a sister is to irritate her brother 24 hours a day.

I used to want to be like my big sister until I realized it would make me old too.

Middle sibling syndrome is real. Too bad there is no cure for this defect of being the coolest in the family!

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