20+ Funny ways to get a visitor to leave your house without being impolite (according to Bright Side readers)

Imagine the following situation: you invite someone to dinner at your house on a Wednesday. With the good conversation, the hours fly by and, when you realize it, it’s already late. However, your guest is feeling pretty comfortable and doesn’t show any signs of leaving anytime soon. What do you do to make the visitor “touch themselves” and leave your house, without being impolite?

The team of awesome.club asked this question to our readers and the answers were beyond creative and funny. Check out!

21. The greater the amount, the more chances of success

20. This is a very “clear” sign

19. The problem will be if the visitor decides to sleep together

18. Is this noise from conversation? No, no, it’s the guests’ bellies rumbling

17. How to say “go away” in the most polite way possible

16. We need to test this tactic

15. Preparing to yawn in 3, 2, 1…

14. That very direct “indirect”

13. This is infallible (unless the visitor decides to take care of you)

12. That classic excuse (even if you’re on vacation)

11. Worse than the visit can end up accepting

10. This one doesn’t always work, but it doesn’t hurt to try.

9. Will it work?

8. Reversing roles

7. You just have to hope that the visitor doesn’t have a tidying habit and wants to help you

6. Late bills? Bye Bye

5. The question that makes anyone uncomfortable

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4. Proof that our readers’ strategies are well-crafted

3. The “commitment”, in this case, is to drive around the block

2. Even so, it is possible that the visitor wants to keep company

1. Unplugging the router is a way out

The tip of pretending that the internet is down is really great! Now, our team is curious to know how you would get a visitor to leave your house without saying “go away!”. Share your foolproof tactic in the comments.