19 Proofs That Sibling Relationships Are Love With A Sprinkle Of Acid Humor

Relationships between siblings can be quite complicated, especially in childhood. The distance between “I love you, sis” to “It would be better if my parents had adopted a dog” can be covered in a minute and such phrases can be repeated 20 times in a single day. But one thing is for sure: there’s always someone to make art and jokes that stay in your memory for the rest of your life.

We, from awesome.club, we believe that life in a large family provides children with an invaluable experience that allows them to react with humor to any situation. Because no one can joke around better than brothers who know each other like the back of their hand.

When I turned 27, I started having a crisis: “Is there life after 30?” I spent three years worrying that “youth is passing away”. Everyone knew that and didn’t talk about it to me so as not to traumatize me even more. On my 30th birthday, my younger brother congratulated me by saying, “Happy birthday, old lady!” Thank you! © Юлия Ш. / Facebook Around the age of 15-16, I had a boyfriend who drove a motorbike, and my brothers were 3 and 4 years old. One time, I took my brothers out on the street and they were obviously impressed by the bike. So he told them: “André is going to ride with you on a motorcycle, but don’t tell anyone”. The two shook their heads in agreement and promised not to talk about it. My boyfriend drove them very slowly, I can’t even remember if he even started the engine. We were returning home and we were talking about this “trip” and our secret. We walked in and they ran to my mom yelling, “Mom! We ride our motorcycles really fast, but don’t tell anyone! Its a secret!” My mom just looked at me, saying, “Of course I won’t talk.” I got hit hard that time! © Irolidushka / Pikabu I am 29 years old, my sister is 26. Once we were playing at home, running and screaming. Our neighbors called the police. We obviously didn’t know that. I opened the door, a woman, looking at me with contempt, shouted: “Why are you mistreating your wife?!” My sister was confused and said: “We were just playing…” © Bauırjan Qazırov / AdMe

As a child, I was very talkative and this bothered adults a lot. My older sister (18 years older than me) suffered the most. To get some peace, she always gave me caramel candies. And she told me to chew a lot before swallowing to get a better taste. In the old days, caramel candies took 20 to 30 minutes to chew. My sister took advantage of the silence at that time. © SunInPalm / Pikabu One night we were watching TV in our parents’ bedroom. I was playing with the control, and on the screen appeared the writing: “buy”. I asked my brother what that meant, he told me that that way it was possible to buy candies and sweets at the store close to home and pick them up the next day. I pressed the control button more and more. The store owner always looked very confused when I got to the checkout and said: “My name is so, I came to pick up my order”. © unknown user / Reddit At that time I was 5 and my brother was 10. Our mother gave us money to buy an ice pop. We went to the market near the house and got one each, then came back slowly enjoying the ice cream. Suddenly, my brother said: “Let’s see who can eat this popsicle first?” So, I started devouring big cold chunks quickly, knowing that winning that bet was a big challenge, and I had almost no chance of winning. I noticed that my brother continued to eat slowly. I didn’t understand why and cluelessly ate the whole popsicle and was very happy. He wasn’t even halfway through yet. “I won!” I yelled. My brother replied with a smile: “Okay… But I still have the popsicle and you don’t” I started to cry with sadness. © Moontravel / Pikabu

Our parents loved singer Joe Dassin, they always played his music in the house. My younger brother also started to like him. We had a neighbor named Remi with a haircut similar to Joe’s. Once, my older brother and I decided to play a trick on the younger one by saying that our neighbor was Joe, and that he had changed his name to hide from fans. The youngest, obviously, did not know that Dassin had already passed away. And he began to regularly watch our neighbor. One time, he saw Remi coming out of the house to take out the garbage and he ran up to him. Later our neighbor came to our house and said to our parents, dying of embarrassment: “Your son hugged me and said he loved my music. He asked me if I could sing one for him. I was kind of confused and said yes.” Just to top it off, he was a veterinarian. © jeannne / AdMe I remember a story. I came home and my brother offered me some hair clips for 10 cents and if I bought it I would also get a chocolate bar as a gift. “What a beauty! Very cheap and I’ll even get a chocolate” — I thought. And I bought it. In fact, earlier my grandmother had come over to our house and left presents for me. © TheExplorer / Pikabu As kids, my brother and I (I’m the youngest) were rivals. We fought and shouted among ourselves. We also received punishments together. We stole each other’s girlfriends. We grew up. Now I’m 29 and he’s 34. We stopped when I told him he was smart because he had a better job than I did and he was a nice guy. He smiled and said that I was more focused than he was, and that I had more drive and personality. After that, we were fine. And then our wives started arguing about who was better. We are looking at them and laughing. © “Подслушано” / Vk

When I was a kid, I took the blue eyeshadows from my mother’s makeup bag and put on my makeup. I convinced my younger brother that I had done this makeup with a felt-tip pen. Immediately, he decided to copy my makeup and painted his face with a real pen. © NoitaU / Pikabu My brother and I used to play silly games with each other. I once challenged him to pretend to be “pregnant” for a week. He would pass in a very funny way in front of our parents, his friends, his girlfriend and even the teachers. It was quite amusing to see the expressions of alien embarrassment on their faces. My favorite challenge happened on Halloween. I had to dress up as a chicken, go into KFC and shout: “Stop eating my chicks!” Later I found out that a boy I liked, who is now my boyfriend, as well as some of my friends, were there for that epic moment. © Kiara Bay / Quora

When my boyfriend was a kid, he liked to play with his little sister. His mother, sister and he were eating ravioli. Every time his sister turned her head, he tossed some of his ravioli onto her plate. After a while, she asked in surprise, “Why aren’t they running out?” He replied, “While you turn your head, others are born.” After that she started eating fast and never took her eyes off her plate. © “Подслушано” / Vk In my childhood, I loved to wash the dishes. When our parents were away all day, they would ask us to do some things around the house. My sister had to clean the house, and I had to do the dishes. Every time our parents went out, she told me she was going to let me do the dishes on one condition: I had to clean the house. I was very happy and did all the work. At the age of 10, I found out that my sister had taken advantage of my childhood. © unknown user / Bash.im My brother, seven years older, was a big influence on me. He once told me that if I ate cat food, I would turn into a kitten. Obviously, I really wanted to become a kitten. That’s why I, hidden from our parents, ate my cat’s food. We still laugh about this story to this day! © shalfeyy / Pikabu

Have your brothers ever made fun of you? And have you ever done this with them?