19 Funny Phrases Only Kids Say

Children are an inexhaustible source of spontaneity. Sometimes their statements are so ingenious that keeping them secret turns out to be simply impossible. That’s what the parents must have thought, as they shared what their children said.

At the awesome.club we are sure it will be very difficult not to laugh after reading these brilliant statements.

My 12 year old sister traveled for 2 days with her classmates and took my headphones. When I called to ask why she had done this, I received a heartfelt response: “I thought you weren’t going to wake up!”

A conversation with my daughter:

– If you finish your homework in an hour I’ll give you R$10.

– I finished it in an hour and a half, so you owe me R$15.

I work in the morning, grab an apple, a bowl of lunch, and a yogurt. My 5 year old son sees all this and says:

– When you prepare like that, you seem to be robbing us.

When I was 3 or 4 years old, my father worked at the airport. One day, a Lufthansa pilot wearing his uniform visited us. Of course, I admired his appearance, so I approached him, raised my head and said:

– When I grow up, I will also be a German.

My 3 year old son missed his grandmother. Upon returning from a store, he decided to invite her to come home. He called her and said:

– Grandma, come visit me. We buy candy and insecticides. It will be very fun!

– Mom, I think I’ve grown up!

I was alert:

And how did you understand this?

– Suddenly, the dust on my table started to irritate me.

– Grandfather! I finally realized what you need your whiskers for!

– Well, for what?

– So that the secretion from the nose does not reach your mouth.

My daughter is 4 years old and I picked her up from kindergarten:

– Dad, today we play princess. I was Elsa.

I decided to play:

– The redhead whose mother was a bear?

– No.

– The one that swam in the ocean?

– NO!

– The one who lived in the monster’s castle?

– No, no!

She put her hands on her hips and, with a sour face, replied:

– There, Dad, we got home and today we’re going to sit down to study the princesses!”

My mother-in-law loves teaching my son new things. One day he came back from a walk cold and coughing and so she said to him:

– Jorginho, when you cough, you must cover your mouth with the palm of your hand.

– Don’t be afraid, grandma, my teeth won’t fly like yours before!

I went shopping for winter shoes today. Next to me, on a sofa, a father and son were trying on shoes.

The father:

– You liked these, didn’t you? See how beautiful they turned out!

The son:

– Yes, I liked.

Dad:

– Good price, so let’s take them!

The son said shocked:

– That is all? And we won’t go anywhere else to see more? Dad, from now on I will always go shopping with you!

We went out with my son for a walk. He said:

– Look at the color of the sky, today it’s as blue as your Windows screensaver!

We were reading a book with my 3-year-old daughter, and while looking at some pictures that were there, I asked:

– Do you know what this is?

– An anchor.

– And what is it for?

– If a person is drowning, we must cast him an anchor.

My son is in first grade and the other day he cautiously asked:

Mom, if someone doesn’t study well and doesn’t obey the teacher, is he sent back to kindergarten?

I had to let him down.

Share your children’s phrases in the comments. The funniest ones can be part of our next post.