100 funny lines to break the ice in conquest

My land has palm trees, where the thrush sings and I want to know what time we’re going to kiss.

If we were on a shipwreck, I’d let you up the door with me.

When will I see you again? It’s been an hour since we met.

What is this perfume that you put on and it smells like the love of my life?

You must be tired, right? Because it spent all night in my head.

Call me an electronic ballot box and give me your vote of confidence.

Sorry I called you on WhatsApp. I would just like to open your profile picture to see if it was dollar or euro, because real can’t be.

I changed operators, my plan now is to build a future with you.

Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest.

I’m seeing you online and it’s past baby time to sleep, huh!

It’s like an album: glue on me and complete me!

Willingness to do what starts with S: be the love of your life!

Is it true that you have two tongues in your mouth? No?! So, how about having?

My name is too big, you better just call me “love”.

Are you sure you’re not an alien? Because you abducted my heart.

There is a void in my heart that has its measurements. Do you want to do just like the MST and occupy?

If you want it, I want it, if you don’t, it was just a joke.

“Agent” together is a mistake in Portuguese, but people apart are a mistake of fate.

The butcher sells meat, the ice cream man sells ice cream. The baker sells bread and you, come from zap?

Wow, I’m feeling a pain in my chest, I hope it’s love. Because if it’s a heart attack, I’ll never see you again.