100 BEST funny phrases to laugh and have fun like never before

Don’t come with a fat eye on me, that being fat, I’m enough!

Styrofoam is my shepherd and I won’t lack beer.

If laughing at everything is despair, why isn’t it always the poor person laughing?

Time is money, and I have time to spare, so I’m a billionaire!

In the land of WhatsApp, a call is proof of love.

A better time will come and it already has a name: weekend!

I can’t even find the tip of Durex, imagine the love of my life!

Brigadeiro is so good that it should be a compliment, like “you look so brigadeiro today”.

Sunday is that bad day that I don’t want to end. Because if it ends, it becomes second, which is even worse.

If ex was good, God didn’t say love your neighbor.

Love is really blind, because it doesn’t see me at all!

I don’t believe in love at first sight because I’m nearsighted…

Common sense equals deodorant: not everyone uses it!

More on the outside than a local bathroom…

I was always poor, but this month I surpassed myself!

Never say you have nothing to do around your mother!

It’s just that I decide to go on a diet that makes me want to eat even the plaster on the wall!

The first 5 days of the week are always the most complicated…

I disagree! But lazy enough to work out a reason.

I didn’t plant all that I’m reaping, no! They sabotaged my garden.