Funny Compliments to Make You Laugh

You are not the capital of Roraima but it is a Boa Vista 😎

More desired than a Friday is my friend 😂

Not even the most powerful computers would be able to reproduce the graphics of your beauty 🤗

You’re not the girl from Ipanema, but you’re the most beautiful and graceful thing I’ve ever seen 😍

Our time together is like a nap, it doesn’t last long enough 😴

You are light but not only that, lightning, star and moonlight too! ✨

Friend, you are queen and the rest, nothing! 👑

My internet doesn’t have the capacity to hold so much beauty, take it easy! 💖

From now on, all my birthday wishes will be on you. 😍

I did not do anything today. It wasn’t a productive day. But I can behold your beauty, so yes, today was good.💖

Blessed be the Oil from which they extracted the diesel that fueled the truck that took the concrete to build the hospital where you were born. 😍

I’ll have to call a priest and a policeman, because if it’s not a sin to be so beautiful, it has to be a crime. 💕

If you were a sandwich, you would be X-Princess. 😘

I did the math here and it gave a total of zero defects, how is it possible? 👏🏼

Her beauty tends to be like Toy Story: to infinity and beyond!

I’m going to put this photo in front of my house so that Jehovah’s Witnesses have reason to clap their hands.👏🏼

I’m typing with my feet, because with my hands I’m clapping. 😍

You don’t deserve applause, you deserve all of Tocantins! 👏

God forbid, but I wish. I want to, but it depends. 🤣

You are not income tax, but every time I see you, I want to declare myself. 🤗

Can I know what this candy is doing out of the box? 😍

You are not Ana Maria Braga, but I am more you. 💖

You were fined for being too handsome, the payment is to stay with me 😏

So beautiful that it looks like a lanchão with soda and big potato 🍔

Did it hurt?? When you fell from the sky my angel 👼

Someone call the police!! It must be a crime to be that beautiful 👮‍♂️

You have been diagnosed positive with the Lindovirus 🥵

I’m going to report your photo for assaulting my psychological, I wasn’t prepared. 😍

I changed operator, now my plan is you. ❤

Are you beautiful anyway or are my eyes in love? 😍

Beloved Father, what a divine and sovereign work from the heavenly gods. 😍

Where do I leave my resume to compete for the spot in your heart, friend? 💞

If you were a stove, I’d have to kiss all your mouths, you beautiful. 🤣

I didn’t know you had this superpower to make everything move with the strength of your beauty, now my heart won’t stop. 💕

Friend, has NASA already cataloged this star that you are? ✨

I hope you weren’t hurt when you fell here on Earth, for your beauty is out of this world. 🌎

If no one is perfect, what is your flaw that I haven’t found yet? 👀

You are so beautiful that your very name should already be a compliment. 😍

If beauty were water, even Noah’s Ark wouldn’t save us from you. ❤

Your parents made you with so much affection that it looks like you weren’t born, you were brushed. Too beautiful, perfect without flaws! 😍

If you were a stove, I would already be kissing all your mouths, beautiful! 😘

I came to beautify the comments, since you already took care of the photo. 😍

I don’t know what to say in front of someone so amazing, just feel to see if I can get some of that quality for myself. 🙊

I’ll even take my little horse out of the rain, a lot of sand for me to carry. 🤣

RIP My heart can’t take so much beauty. ❤

I practically only feel comfortable when I’m around you. You are like the sweatshirt of my life. 😽

I’ve been to several places, but I didn’t know that Brazil had 2 wonders of the world 😍

I will report your photo for aggression to my psychological 😠

I’ll call you google now, you have everything I need 🤩

Hey baby you’re not fuel but ethanols see 🥵

Take that magnifying glass, only you haven’t seen that we are perfect together 🔍

Friend, I wanted to invite you to my house, but there’s no airport in my backyard. 😘

If every time I stopped to admire you, a piece of me disappeared… Oops, where am I? 🤨

You should be sentenced to life imprisonment because you stole my life, kidnapped my heart and killed me with love ❤

Did your beauty major in cardiology to mess with my heart like that? 🤣

Billions of people in the world and you think you’re the most beautiful? Got it! 😍

You are not Napoleon, but you took Bonaparte from the beauty of the world. 😛

I’ve been looking for half an hour and I finally found a flaw, not being here by my side now! 😍

I heard that the greatest work of art is in the Louvre, and I even believed it before I saw this photo. 😍

Only go to college who doesn’t guarantee with a model friend! 🤣

You are not Aphrodite, but you brought passion into my life. ❤

Beautiful like that, I even need to prepare myself psychologically before I find it. 💕

Commenting just to add value here, so the comments are up to the photo. 🙊

You’re so beautiful and so amazing that I don’t even mind being your ugly friend. 🤣

Beauty to give and sell, these qualities there only account for multiplication. 🥰

I saw things that cannot be unseen and they shook my heart… What is the reason for so much beauty? 😍

I have the faint impression that you’ve committed a crime… by stealing all the beauty in the world for yourself. 😍

That’s not a woman, it’s a monument. 🤤

God really has his chosen ones, come be beautiful like this here by my side. 🙊

It makes me happier than the paid tickets! 💸

So my help to hold, this bar that is to like you! 🎶

You queen, the rest nothing. 👸

Where is the museum’s location? I am in front of a work of art. 👩🦰

Following you because I was told to follow my dreams. 😴

Fluff is a pillow. You are top! 👊

You are like math. A little difficult at times, but worth knowing 😍

There is Star Wars and Star Trek, but I only think about Star with you 😘

I was told that a man who does not dedicate himself to his family will never be a real man. Can I become a man with you? 😮

Baby, I came from the future to tell you that you missed the chance to kiss me once, don’t miss it again 💗

I’m not left or right, I’m yours ✌

Sorry for calling you on whatsapp. I just wanted to open your profile picture to see if it was a dollar because real can’t be 😐

Baby, you are so beautiful that when you were born your mother didn’t just give you birth, she gave you all the energy company 💫

Can I take you on a space odyssey? 💫

Did God tell you: come down and rock? ✨

Wearing a helmet to protect me from the fall I have for you. 💕

Beauty here is bush, right? 😍