24 funny love phrases – Blog

Have you ever imagined your life without love? Is this possible? The truth is that no matter how “tough” someone can be, we all need affection and attention. There is no one who doesn’t like or feel good about it. It is something extremely necessary to live, as it makes life light, peaceful and harmonious. We even separated some funny love quotes to improve your day.

When love does us good

Even if sometimes this feeling leaves us with marks of suffering, without a doubt, it walks alongside happiness. When love is true, calm and reciprocal it will rarely affect us negatively and will only contribute to making us more complete and happy. Who doesn’t want that? LOL. Enjoy and check out the following funny phrases of love that will make you smile.

24 funny love quotes

1. “Do you believe in love at first sight? No? So wait I’ll pass again”
2. “I can’t even find the end of the tape, imagine the love of my life”
3. “If you think you can buy me with food, you’re right”
4. “You are like google, everything I look for I find in you”
5. “If black was passion and white was affection, what I feel for you would be plaid”
6. “Looking for a funny relationship because the serious one I already gave up looking for”
7. “About you: I took it”
8. “Love is when you can’t hide it anymore”
9. “Lemon is so sour that no one can suck it, your mouth is so sweet, only I can kiss it”
10. “I typed you into Google Maps and got lost”
11. “I’m glad Facebook doesn’t show how much time a day I spend looking at your photos”
12. “Every time I see you, I believe in love at first sight again.”
13. “Girl, you’re not the Girl from Ipanema, but you’re the most beautiful and graceful thing I’ve ever seen.”
14. “Call me the weather forecast and say there’s a weather going on.”
15. “One day I was asked: ‘What did you see in her? I replied: What was lacking in me.”
16. “Do you know what suits you? I”
17. “If nothing lasts forever, be my nothing, please”
18. “Do you have a map? I just got lost in the sparkle of your eyes”
19. “Is your name a lie? You are too beautiful to be true”
20. “If I were a role would you make out with me?”
21. “I’m going to date a calculator, at least she knows how to value it.”
22. “It’s no use spending your life looking for your half of the orange if you’re a sour lemon.”
23. “Need help! How do I stop thinking about you?”
24. “And that mouth there? Does she only talk or does she also kiss?”

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