PHRASES with DOUBLE MEANING【Funny, Love, for Whatsapp…】

If the mountain is coming towards you… Run because it collapses!

He who laughs last does not laugh better, he thinks slower.

The only thing that is clear is the confusion.

I only need 2 vacations a year, 6 months long.

The bad thing about being punctual is that there is never anyone to appreciate it.

If studying bears fruit, let the trees do so.

If fools flew we would never see the sun.

The bad thing about giving up drinking is not knowing where you do it.

Working never killed anyone, but you shouldn’t tempt fate.

Please do not disturb…

I don’t have insomnia, I have an internet connection.

Why do chickens take so much care of their chicks? Because it took them an egg to have them!

It is not the same… A black ball as a black ball.

If one day I go to prison for downloading music, please separate me from the other prisoners by musical genre.

God, give me patience. If you give me strength I will kill him.

Don’t wake me up, I’m working hard.

I’m busy combing my turtle.

I don’t have a clear conscience, I simply have a bad memory.

It’s so easy a 3-year-old could understand it… Bring on a 3-year-old!

I hate being bipolar, it’s a wonderful thing.

There is no more beautiful phrase to say: I already said it.

I need to go to the eye doctor but I never see the time.

I used to think I was indecisive, now I’m not sure anymore.

Two words in the world will open all doors for you: push and pull.

I didn’t come home late, I came home very early.

Thank God for making me an atheist.

The world is a handkerchief, which turns us into snot.

I’ll say it now, I hate that you talk while I’m interrupting you.

You don’t have to give up on your dreams… You have to keep sleeping!

Sometimes I want something that only you can give me… Your absence.

Last night I looked for you, I wanted your naked body, to feel you on top of me, but I had to sleep without you… Where were you in your pajamas?

It’s called love when you leave reason and follow your heart.

I haven’t spoken to my wife in years… I don’t want to interrupt her.

Loving without being reciprocated is like waiting for a boat at the airport.

The only battles you can win by running away are the ones you fight with women.

I want to feel you on my lips, feel your liquid, taste your body… I need a soft drink!

What a perfect face, what beautiful eyes, a mischievous smile and a sensual body… But let’s stop talking about me, how are you?

With a kiss you could pay me everything you owe me.

There is a big difference between “no, I have a partner” and “I don’t have a partner.”

There is only one letter difference between married and tired.

I hope that, in the next life, I can reach yours sooner.

In silence you sigh what you shout silently.

You have a gift to make me fall in love every day.

I don’t know what we are, but I don’t want us to ever stop being.

At my house or yours?

You say forever, but you last less than a battery.

It seems like I’m Google, you only search for me when you want something.

You were a king in dreams and a beggar in reality.

All men are not the same, they have many different ways of being idiots.

Hopefully an archaeologist husband so that the older he gets, the more interested he will be in me.

When money goes out the door, love goes out the window.

I don’t miss you, I miss the person I fell in love with.

It is not important to know much, the important thing is to have the phone number of the person who knows it.

The only thing I regret in this life is not being someone else.

Those around you will want you to grow… But not to surpass them.

Beware of the man who falls, he can always get up.

Life is what happens while you are looking for wifi.

I’m fine: 9 letters, 2 words and 1 lie.

My dream job would be to get paid to sleep.

Envy is the double punishment of those who can never be me.

The train of happiness usually doesn’t have many stops.

Those who start by criticizing always end up imitating.

If you want to be a worm, crawl, but don’t scream when they step on you.

There are people who, surprisingly, do not have a Made in China tattoo.

There are people more false than “I’ll start a diet tomorrow.”

If you haven’t crawled enough we can still put more soil.

In life there are too many masks for so few faces.

Fish that go against the current die from electrocution.

Why take life seriously if you won’t get out of it alive.

People say that working is bad, but what’s bad is having to do it.

Years are not important.. unless you are a wine.

Money doesn’t give you happiness… but I’d rather cry in a Ferrari.

They call me lazy, but I’m in energy saving mode.

Living in the clouds is not bad, the bad thing is having to go down.

I don’t like winning, I like the other person to lose.

Go to hell.

Spend the night in white.

Have goosebumps.

Have your hands like bitumen.

A sea bream conversation.